When serving as a Stoker in the early 1970's the old salts used to sing a song in the mess and sometimes ashore but I cannot remember the versus. The chorus went "If you can smile your a stranger to Fareham-the gateway to the South". Some of the lyrics went like this-Down in old Fareham at just turned four,all the girls are locked away behind a wooden door-for their father's no darned well thats when Jack comes pegging ashore." If anyone can remember it/or indeed still sings it, could they please post lyrics on this thread? Its doing my head in trying to remember it.