War Hero
A guy goes to the doctor. In a very low and growly voice he says, "My voice has become lower and lower till it's embarrassing. What can I do?"

The doctor examines him and says, "Your problem is the size of your penis. It's so big and heavy, it's pulling down on your vocal cords."

"What can be done to help me?"

"We can carry out a penial transplant. We replace your organ with a lighter one. It's a perfectly safe routine."

The guy agrees and the operation is performed.

A few weeks later he returns and says in a normal voice, "Doctor, you've got to put me back the way I was before. Now I don't satisfy my wife."

The doctor replies, "Sorry, too late" in a deep and growly voice.