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War Hero
Doctor; I am afraid you have aids sir

Patient; But doctor is there anything i can do!?

Doctor; Well you can go home, fill the bath with freezing water and sit in it, and then every half hour top it up with ice cubes

Patient; so will that cure me?

Doctor; No, but it will get you used to the feeling of being dead