Do you love me?

Darling of course I love you............... NOW STOP TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!! :wink:

 

[Best done in a Pompey musher accent]

Q: Do you loves me?
A: Course I does - I fucks yez, dun I?

 

"Where you from, Doris?"

"'smiff."

"Wot, 'ammersmiff?"

"Nah, Portsmiff!"

 

I promise I'll only put it in a little way..and if it hurts I'll take it out....

 

"Oi - that's the wrong hole!" 8O

"I know...!" :wink:

 

Am so going to wear something under my great coat on Sunday!

 

So I should hope young lady.....

 

Would that be stockings & sussies Rosies , mmmmmmmmmmm

 

No DD, it would be

a. Big pants
b. Thick opaque black tights
c. Socks
d. Trousers, Nos 1s
e. Tee shirt
f. Thick fleece
g. Nicely polished shoes

If is slightly warm I will forgoe b and f.

sorry to disabuse you!

 

Bugger,i was just about to go and have a cold shower to lower the BP!!!Ah well one can dream!

 

I'd be quite happy with that lot , get rid of b & f , can't stand thongs so I'm happy with Bridget Jones Pants , Brian at work reckons he uses his girlfriends thongs as dental floss , uuuuuurrrrrrrggggg , agree with g as well ,

 

Careful Rosie - you know there are old men on this site. Their hearts aren't quite as strong as they should be. Bad enough on the way up with subtle suggestions, but hellish when they the way down!

Briget Jones - Now there's a girl you can get a good hold of. Hhhhmmmmmmmmm!!

SF