Do you love me?

[Shakey]

 

[watch_and_shoot]

Darling of course I love you............... NOW STOP TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!! :wink:

 

[sgtpepperband]

[Best done in a Pompey musher accent]

Q: Do you loves me?
A: Course I does - I fucks yez, dun I?

 

[Streaky]

"Where you from, Doris?"

"'smiff."

"Wot, 'ammersmiff?"

"Nah, Portsmiff!"

 

[silverfox]

I promise I'll only put it in a little way..and if it hurts I'll take it out....

 

[sgtpepperband]

"Oi - that's the wrong hole!" 8O

"I know...!" :wink:

 

[rosinacarley]

"Oi - that's the wrong hole!" 8O

"I know...!" :wink:

Am so going to wear something under my great coat on Sunday!

 

[silverfox]

So I should hope young lady.....

 

[dondon]

"Oi - that's the wrong hole!" 8O

"I know...!" :wink:

Am so going to wear something under my great coat on Sunday!

Would that be stockings & sussies Rosies , mmmmmmmmmmm

 

[rosinacarley]

No DD, it would be

a. Big pants
b. Thick opaque black tights
c. Socks
d. Trousers, Nos 1s
e. Tee shirt
f. Thick fleece
g. Nicely polished shoes

If is slightly warm I will forgoe b and f.

sorry to disabuse you!

 

[andym]

Bugger,i was just about to go and have a cold shower to lower the BP!!!Ah well one can dream!

 

[dondon]

No DD, it would be

a. Big pants
b. Thick opaque black tights
c. Socks
d. Trousers, Nos 1s
e. Tee shirt
f. Thick fleece
g. Nicely polished shoes

If is slightly warm I will forgoe b and f.

sorry to disabuse you!

I'd be quite happy with that lot , get rid of b & f , can't stand thongs so I'm happy with Bridget Jones Pants , Brian at work reckons he uses his girlfriends thongs as dental floss , uuuuuurrrrrrrggggg , agree with g as well ,