Do you love me?

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Shakey, Nov 8, 2006.

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  1. Darling of course I love you............... NOW STOP TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!! :wink: :D
     
  2. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    [Best done in a Pompey musher accent]

    Q: Do you loves me?
    A: Course I does - I fucks yez, dun I?
     
  3. "Where you from, Doris?"

    "'smiff."

    "Wot, 'ammersmiff?"

    "Nah, Portsmiff!"
     
  4. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I promise I'll only put it in a little way..and if it hurts I'll take it out....
     
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "Oi - that's the wrong hole!" 8O

    "I know...!" :wink:
     
  6. Am so going to wear something under my great coat on Sunday!
     
  7. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    So I should hope young lady.....
     


  8. Would that be stockings & sussies Rosies , mmmmmmmmmmm :oops:
     
  9. No DD, it would be

    a. Big pants
    b. Thick opaque black tights
    c. Socks
    d. Trousers, Nos 1s
    e. Tee shirt
    f. Thick fleece
    g. Nicely polished shoes

    If is slightly warm I will forgoe b and f.

    sorry to disabuse you!
     
  10. Bugger,i was just about to go and have a cold shower to lower the BP!!!Ah well one can dream!
     



  11. I'd be quite happy with that lot , get rid of b & f , can't stand thongs so I'm happy with Bridget Jones Pants , Brian at work reckons he uses his girlfriends thongs as dental floss , uuuuuurrrrrrrggggg , agree with g as well , :oops:
     
  12. Careful Rosie - you know there are old men on this site. Their hearts aren't quite as strong as they should be. Bad enough on the way up with subtle suggestions, but hellish when they the way down!

    Briget Jones - Now there's a girl you can get a good hold of. Hhhhmmmmmmmmm!!

    SF
     

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