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Capn_Pugwash

War Hero
Does anyone know the story of the phantom giggler on the Scylla...... used to giggle on the broadcast after the Jimmy made a pipe.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
"D'you hear there...anyone who wishes to do so and has not done so and still wants to do so before they cannot do so......do so now."

"That is all"
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
A certain cox'n I served with (no names but he was known as the "alligator" but that's another dit) who made the full main broadcast pipe " the submarine will be visiting the states next trip, all ships company are to ensure they have an in date birth certificate".
 

Purple_twiglet

War Hero
Moderator
I've allegedly heard of people who served with people who heard pipes along the lines of 'Do You Hear there, Jack Blair menswear, yesterdays fashion at tomorrows prices is now on the dockside' or some such stuff like that...
 

Ballistic

War Hero
Bosun's mate on the bridge tried to pipe," DWEO contact the bridge."
Just as he spoke, the sound-powered phone activated right next to the microphone so what came out sounded like,
"Dee-wee-oh-wee-oh-wee-oh-wee-oh-wee-oh-wee-oh, contact the bridge."
 
The station woodwork section at Wyton had a Sgt Sergeant in charge. Dead mans shoes and the branch being binned he was never going to be promoted.


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Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
"D'you hear there. There will be a no moon tonight, but a small moon tomorrow night for Senior Rates & Officers only"
 

drewfester

Lantern Swinger
Warrant Officer Officer, Wardroom!
Gen sit as he was a WO On Invinc and when I first met him he was a CPO!
Never heard him piped as a Chief Officer though, that would have been good. :)
 

hammers

Lantern Swinger
(When in refit) Babcock painting contractor, Mr bit - contact the chief bosuns mate

Another

PO Tamar - bridge

Another

LPT - small arms store
 
From the Jackspeak book: A pipe for some pongo onboard ship, "Corporal-of-the-horse, gangway at the gallop!"

Personally: "D'ya hear there, Fred Dibnah has finally passed his RNFT! That is all" the fat knacker had joined before RNFT's were compulsory and the only reason he'd finally passed one was because it was the first time he'd been allowed to do the Rockport Walk instead of the mile and half or bleep test!

"Anybody wishing to play football for the ship's company, contact Ch Wednesday!"

"Duty SA, 141"

"We are now crossing the equator, anybody wishing to see the buoys that mark this line to the upper deck" and then wait to see how many people rock up with cameras!
 
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