I always find the money bit a bore, your all geared up ready for action and they want to talk cash, if however you pay afterwards it just plays on your mind the whole time, "how much to shove it in that, or, up that" I find it a distraction on the whole.
Whenever I had sex with your missus, I would call it "Bruce Lee" Night...
"ENTER THE DRAGON"
In its entirety now,
Enter the dragon" Fly".
Twice round with you lot and I still had to break her in.
Now be nice, read the new rules for lil's your a MOD, you have to be polite and cannot launch a personal attack against me, on the grounds of practically anything. My wife is a lesbian Muslim, with a fetish for raspberry jam and pilchard sandwiches, as made by her Taliban friends.
Is it true a MOD got verbally shafted. Allegedly :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :wink:
And that bull about having kids distracting you from sex, I have kids, never stopped me, I wanted it more when she was out of service. :twisted: :evil: