Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by rod-gearing, Sep 18, 2009.
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I find ironing helps to take my mind off it.
Any other ideas apart from the obvious ones?
Dipping the Bell End in Cillit Bang.
Put my photo down you chuffer :twisted: :evil: :wink:
Getting the wife to take her kit off 8O
Quadratic equations, fiendishly difficult ones by all accounts!
Or you could look at the mooses that turn up on the Jeremy Kyle show, what circus do they get them from?
When did you meet my wife 8O
Wellll, I was on this run ashore this time when you were at sea and....er....er...was that a pipe for me, got to go, sorry
A quick hand shandy does the trick, embarrassing when the familys round
I always find the money bit a bore, your all geared up ready for action and they want to talk cash, if however you pay afterwards it just plays on your mind the whole time, "how much to shove it in that, or, up that" I find it a distraction on the whole.
Whenever I had sex with your missus, I would call it "Bruce Lee" Night...
"ENTER THE DRAGON"
I was changing the rugrats nappy the other day and didnt see the wife sneaking up behind me ,she wanted kisses and somthing else,i just wanted to get the smell of baby shite out of my nose,
I heard she called it something similar 'Hiroshima'
One bang its all over. :lol:
Me and her invented a new sex position together: "The Tolkien". She bends over and I take over nine hours to destroy her ring!
...and also "The US Army". I get his missus and her sister mixed up, and then drop my load too early and in the wrong place.
Have a kid, that will keep you distracted from sex for a good year
I know, great innit :twisted:
Occasionally RR makes me spit my beer out laughing, SPB your a star.. :lol:
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