My wife's pretty ill in hospital after serious Op,I visit every day except it's 60 miles each way and it's tough for me to drive that often. I have to go down the A1 from the Borders which is only partly dualled until you reach Alnwick. For the past week I've been held up by tractors,lorries,caravans,old people etc so I reckon we need and invention that displays messages on your rear windscreen like! Lorries "Feck You! for pulling into the overtaking lane of the mile stretch dual carriageway stopping us all from overtaking" Old People "If it says 50MPH you can go 50mph not 30mph and on a dual you can go 70mph not 40mph! Tractors "Feck You! " I always buy my fruit and veg from abroad!"[Today one tractor held up 50 cars at least and when I did get past him he was doing 10mph with no trailer!on our farm 60 years ago our Massie did 40MPH!] ****** I'm sure he was smiling. Caravans " Enjoy your holiday, my son is a burglar in your neighborhood and he told me your daughter is getting well reamed by a Yardie Drug Boss" That will do for now but I've got another daily grind of two weeks,hope I calm down!