Dirty Ditties

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  1. She was only the Admirals daughter but.....
  2. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    ...I preferred the mum,
    Who was flirty
    And dirty,
    When pissed up on rum
  3. .....Apart from that she enjoyed it up the bum
  4. She was only the Admirals daughter,
    But she made my life complete,
    It was blank week and I'd no dosh,
    So I flogged her round the fleet.

    I got tupennce off every matelot,
    I soon made 20 pound,
    And when he minge got sticky,
    We simply turned her around.

    At last the Admiral caught me,
    And noticed poor daughters tw*t,
    So for every stroke of her pussy,
    I got a stroke from his cat.

    Boom boom. :oops: :wink:
  5. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    His cat was big and swollen,
    I knew it would come to pass,
    My cherry now was stolen,
    When he rammed it up my arse.
  6. She was only the Admirals daughter but her navel was always covered in discharged seaman.
  7. what do you call a CHAV in a white tracksuit?

    The Bride :wink:
  8. Yes he rammed it up so hard
    I thought my spine would shatter
    I shouldn't have pimped the daughter
    of the Admiral Brown-Hatter
  9. She's got Singapore ear
    Athletes foot and gonhoreha
    But she buys all my beer
    So she's my baby now

    Cannot spell gons

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