Fcuking George T*ner BRISTOL stank like the inside of a lepers bandage smoked like a trooper and was a mean fcuker when pissed. He used to gargle his tobacco ridden phlem into his can of beer while he went for a piss to stop guys seeing it off there used to be a little yellow oyster round the rim of his tinny when he got back he'd just see the rest of his tinny off. He used to wank in the gulch and flick the jizz at you when you were doing shakes. Always had his finger up his arse and would shove it up yer nose just when you least expected it. Evil evil little geordie cnut but he was a funny fecker all the same.