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#1
What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% carbon dioxide? A fart.
Higthepig we now know what you are made of!!
 
#4
The_Caretaker said:
What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% carbon dioxide? A fart.
Higthepig we now know what you are made of!!
Caretaker, you've got it wrong again! :roll: Nitrogen, yes; hydrogen, no; carbon dioxide, er..might be. Flatus also contains methane and hydrogen sulphide and other noxious compounds. The proportions of each constituent depend on what has been digested, whether the person swallows a lot of air and how long a fart is held in before being released. God this is getting boring. What next, Caretaker? :D
 

wet_blobby

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#8
If its all gas how come if you fart in a jar and then put the lid on it turns to liquid?.....honest try it

and why do women fanny fart? 8O
 
#11
wet_blobby said:
If its all gas how come if you fart in a jar and then put the lid on it turns to liquid?.....honest try it
Solid -> Liquid -> Gas and vice versa. So it's probably for the same reason steam turns to liquid on contact with the kitchen window: the reduction of gas or vapour to liquid. Warm gas hits glass, thermal energy is transfered i.e. gas loses heat (cools) and becomes a liquid. Or think of morning dew on the grass, even better, think condensation inside your old cape when you made a bivvie. Warm air holds a great deal of moisture, cold air does not hence condensation inside bivvie .... I'll get me coat.
 
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wet_blobby said:
If its all gas how come if you fart in a jar and then put the lid on it turns to liquid?.....honest try it
and why do women fanny fart? 8O
No wonder Norks is not getting written you're too busy farting in jars!! 8O :D
NZB
 
#17
Fanny farts are air ingested at a certain rate ,the faster u poke em i n usually doggy style,, thes shorter they are, long slow strokes produce profundity depending upon tightness of twat, girth and length of penis so if it sounde like a peep.............worry
 

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