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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by flymo, Apr 12, 2011.

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  1. It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
    One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
    The average man's penis is twice the length of his thumb.
    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
    Women blink twice as often as men.
    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    Women

    will be finished reading this by now.

    Men

    are still busy checking their thumbs.
     
  2. So thats why I have ferkin great thumbs.

    Edited to add:-
    Hee Haww.
     
  3. Ageing_Gracefully

    Ageing_Gracefully War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    :thumright: Thumbs up to that post.....
     
  4. What size thumbs?:laughing2:
     
  5. 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule.
    :)
     
  6. My thumbs about 3 inches but my Willy is 3 and 3 quarters and a bit, i must be something other than average, 'special' maybe??
     
  7. You maybe right lad
     
  8. How come then,you could satisfy Pompey Lil or Big Sylvia with your nudger but not with your thumb? doesn't stand up!
     
  9. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Depends where you were sticking it... :shock:
     
  10. Being a 'Blind Cobbler'.....................
     
  11. Thats why you should have used yer thumb:-D
     
  12. A 3 and 3 quarter inch Willy eh, thats like a cock then just smaller. One might say you were "a bit of a prick" and not the full ticket, but of course me being the forum minister of culture under President 2DD I would not even think that least ways say it.:-D:-D
     
  13. Yeah i am a prick with a tiny prick! Unfortunate maybe but i just pump away and smile when i am done, at least i'm satisfied :)
     
  14. Hope you pulled her nightie down after.
    :)
     
  15. Don't you mean 'HIS' nightie ;-) muahahahaha!
     
  16. You are going to FIT IN so well in this mans Navy.....do they still use the phrase 'Join the Navy feel a new man everyday'?
    :)
     
  17. No - 'tis "Join the Navy.......................and watch it diminish at first hand" :cry:
     
  18. Oh no don't say that.....my Neice is hoping to join as a stoker, just starting the process.
    :)
     
  19. haha, well I haven't heard that saying and you never know i could be pulling down your neices nightie :angel12:
     
  20. Sorry, times move and all that and it's a long time since I was on Intrepid ('87), but that sounds so wrong.

    Good luck to her though!
     

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