Q: What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers? A: Dessert. Q: How do you find a fat woman's pussy? A: Flip through the folds until you smell sh!t, then go back one. Q. What's the best form of birth control after 50? A: Nudity Q: What do you get whan you cross an elephant with a kitten? A: A dead kitten with a 18 inch asshole Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock? A: You can't fcuk a rock. Q: What's the difference between a fridge and a queer? A: A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out! Q: What's the difference between a microwave and a queer? A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat! Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? A: Nail it's other hand to the floor Q. What is better than winning a medal at the Paraplegic-olympics? A. Having two legs. Q: What's the difference between an abortion and sand? A: You can't eat sand. Q: What bounces up and down at 100mph? A: A baby tied to the back of a truck. Q: When a baby is being born, why do they boil water? A: So that if its born dead they can make soup. Q: How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them. Q: What do you call two abortions in a bucket? A: Blood brothers. Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? A: Ripping it off again Q: Why do they call it Pre-Menstrual Tension? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Q: How do you know when you are getting old? A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the s*** out of the dog Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? A: They named him Sum Ting Wong. Q: Whatâ€™s green and sits in a wheelchair? A: A mouldy spastic. Q: Whatâ€™s charred and stands between two sticks? A: A burnt cripple.