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  1. Q: What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
    A: Dessert.


    Q: How do you find a fat woman's pussy?
    A: Flip through the folds until you smell sh!t, then go back one.

    Q. What's the best form of birth control after 50?
    A: Nudity

    Q: What do you get whan you cross an elephant with a kitten?
    A: A dead kitten with a 18 inch asshole


    Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
    A: You can't fcuk a rock.

    Q: What's the difference between a fridge and a queer?
    A: A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!


    Q: What's the difference between a microwave and a queer?
    A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat!


    Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
    A: Nail it's other hand to the floor

    Q. What is better than winning a medal at the Paraplegic-olympics?
    A. Having two legs.


    Q: What's the difference between an abortion and sand?
    A: You can't eat sand.

    Q: What bounces up and down at 100mph?
    A: A baby tied to the back of a truck.


    Q: When a baby is being born, why do they boil water?
    A: So that if its born dead they can make soup.


    Q: How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
    A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them.


    Q: What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
    A: Blood brothers.


    Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
    A: Ripping it off again


    Q: Why do they call it Pre-Menstrual Tension?
    A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.


    Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
    A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts


    Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
    A: It scares the s*** out of the dog

    Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
    A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.

    Q: What’s green and sits in a wheelchair?
    A: A mouldy spastic.

    Q: What’s charred and stands between two sticks?
    A: A burnt cripple.
     

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