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Q: What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
A: Dessert.

Q: How do you find a fat woman's pussy?
A: Flip through the folds until you smell sh!t, then go back one.

Q. What's the best form of birth control after 50?
A: Nudity

Q: What do you get whan you cross an elephant with a kitten?
A: A dead kitten with a 18 inch asshole

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A: You can't fcuk a rock.

Q: What's the difference between a fridge and a queer?
A: A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!

Q: What's the difference between a microwave and a queer?
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat!

Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
A: Nail it's other hand to the floor

Q. What is better than winning a medal at the Paraplegic-olympics?
A. Having two legs.

Q: What's the difference between an abortion and sand?
A: You can't eat sand.

Q: What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A: A baby tied to the back of a truck.

Q: When a baby is being born, why do they boil water?
A: So that if its born dead they can make soup.

Q: How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

Q: What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
A: Blood brothers.

Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
A: Ripping it off again

Q: Why do they call it Pre-Menstrual Tension?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the s*** out of the dog

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.

Q: What’s green and sits in a wheelchair?
A: A mouldy spastic.

Q: What’s charred and stands between two sticks?
A: A burnt cripple.
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