At Wiki: diarrhea from the Greek, "diarrhoia" meaning "a flowing through". (Jackâ€™s symptoms would include â€œfollowing throughâ€¦.â€) The SBAâ€™s â€˜Mess-Pot-Sipâ€™ (spelling?) mix of kaolin & morphine cured our Maltese Dog cases of Abdominal Diarrhoea. Often a bunch of fives was most efficacious in curing the â€˜running-off-at-the-mouthâ€™ variant - Verbal Diarrhoea. But what inexpensive and expedient remedies are available for the treatment of the newly-discovered but virulent form of Cyber Diarrhoea? Only yesterday a poor, plagiaristic, wannabee member of RR exhibited all of the classic symptoms of this highly contagious but essentially boring condition. (No names, but I can reveal a clue: As thick as a double Oggie Sandwich, his initials are J a 5 o n.) Flitting around aimlessly, that poor sufferer clocked up over twenty inane posts yesterday in only four hours between early afternoon and his bedtime at approx 1830. That poor soul even went without a stand-easy! Any answers please for curing such severe cases of Cyber Diarrhoea? Bob PS Shared experiences of the other two Diarrheic conditions above are also welcome on this thread.