DESERT ISLAND With The SALTY RATINGS Hotel ...Now Open!!

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  1. OK COME JOIN US ON THE DESERT ISLAND
    YOU CAN BRING TWO THING'S WITH YOU

    THERE'S FRESH WATER AT THE WATERFALL AND IT MAKE'S A GREAT SHOWER TOO

    ALL ARE WELCOME AT PARADISE LOST

    COME JOIN THE CASTAWAY'S AND BANTER ON THE BEACH

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  2. for my to things am gonna bring two barrels of larger
     
  3. can some one bring a pump for it
     
  4. Carlm wrote:

    "for my to things am gonna bring two barrels of larger "


    I'll bring a larger barrel than you Carlm, and my panther, who goes by the name of "Midnight".
     
  5. I Need to check my spellings lol
     
  6. I would bring a Solar Powered Beer Cooler.

    and Nell McAndrew :)

    You WILL love me, damn you!
     
  7. What about 2 good looking women?
     
  8. {1} Barrel of Worthie Smooth ,
    {2} Elaine Mmmm .
     
  9. Bugger that! What about two who can hunt, fish, butcher, cook, weave, knit, sew, do joinery, build, brew beer from coconuts, and have their own tool kits?!
     
  10. Thinking like a booty :thumright:
     
  11. In that case I'll install a submarine pipeline delivering me DRAFT Newcastle Brown...

    And my two handsome men who can hunt, fish, butcher, cook, weave, knit, sew, do joinery, build, brew beer from coconuts, and have their own tool kits, and be the source of both profound and amusing conversation will naturally have to be Blobbs and Harry. :thumright:

    Sorry matelots, but you just know a pair of well developed booties is a better guarantee of survival (in comfort) than a couple of sailors! ;)



    Teflon Tony helmet donned awaiting incoming.....
     
  12. ONE OF ME WOULD BE A BAD INVESTMENT IF SURVIVAL IS AT STAKE!

    Essentials to survival: One Booty, plus......
     
  13. rosie

    and

    the puncture repair kit
     
  14. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    No need to play cos:

    a. I'm already here (in Diego Garcia)

    b. I've got everything I need here... :relax:
     
  15. Decisions decisions I would have to think about that one.

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  16. Er ... if you mean me, I really cannot spare the time at the mo, thanks awfully for thinking of me! Just off to The Gambia for a week! However if the plan is to go in February I could almost certainly squeeze you in.
     
  17. I hope you are taking the other half young lady!!

    I've seen PLENTY of "single" women there over the years, for one thing only and it ain't the beach!
     
  18. ....one of your items mate :w00t:

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  19. I would bring : [​IMG]


    and a years supply of: [​IMG]

    genie - gives me 3 wishes , martini- keeps me happy !! xx
     

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