Descriptive Naval Terminology

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  1. She had a face like ____________________________________!!

    (Fill in the blanks, and start another sentence).


    :D
     
  2. Though I never quite understood it I liked

    "...a Jan Dockies starboard oggie pocket".
     
  3. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    The back end of a bedford MK.


    Another one....

    Nipples like......................
     
  4. ...my tongue :D
     
  5. A face like..........Susan Boyle's minge :pukeleft: :pukeright: :eek:mfg:
     
  6. Sorry I missed the 'Naval' bit


    How about

    A body like a 'sack of harbour cotters'
     
  7. I'm so hungry, I could eat a scabby dog between two pissed pussers mattresses.
     
  8. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    ,,,last nights pot mess.
     
  9. a crash on deck
     
  10. MG trimmers (S and T boat binbags will understand it) or failing that Scammel Wheel nuts
     
  11. A tin of squashed arseholes....

    ..
     
  12. Face like a bagful of spanners

    Nipples like organ stops

    More time off than........
    Rip Van Winkles bunk light
     
  13. More chins than a Chinese telephone directory :D
     
  14. This beer tastes like a bag lady's period !
     
  15. Scammel wheel nuts
     
  16. Nipples you could hang a wet fearnought suit on!
     
  17. PEANUT, enybodee wanta fugerder dri cleen.
     
  18. She had a face like last nights kipper on a pavement pizza

    OSD
     
  19. She's seen more Japs eyes than a Tokyo optician
     

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