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#1
So this retired Half-Colonel Bootneck is falling out with our beloved Royal Vice Admiral over some MOD land.
The Vice Admiral is the former Chief Executive of Defence Estates--A fitting job for a Seafarer?
However, all is not lost as the Bootneck Half-Colonel managed to suffer for 17 years in order to get his officer's pension in.
 

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#3
So this retired Half-Colonel Bootneck is falling out with our beloved Royal Vice Admiral over some MOD land.
The Vice Admiral is the former Chief Executive of Defence Estates--A fitting job for a Seafarer?
However, all is not lost as the Bootneck Half-Colonel managed to suffer for 17 years in order to get his officer's pension in.
Er, erm, er, seriously, what the fuck?
 
#4
So this retired Half-Colonel Bootneck is falling out with our beloved Royal Vice Admiral over some MOD land.
The Vice Admiral is the former Chief Executive of Defence Estates--A fitting job for a Seafarer?
However, all is not lost as the Bootneck Half-Colonel managed to suffer for 17 years in order to get his officer's pension in.
Are you a mental?
 

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#5
I quite enjoy strong cheese on sweet biscuits washed down with a fine port. I tried eating wool (and managed to knit a nice hat with my poo), but i found it irksome and bland.
 
#6
Timmy's a boring bastard, Boyce should have stayed in Only Fools and Horses, as for the bootneck sour grapes me thinks but hope he's succesful.
 
#8
So this retired Half-Colonel Bootneck is falling out with our beloved Royal Vice Admiral over some MOD land.
The Vice Admiral is the former Chief Executive of Defence Estates--A fitting job for a Seafarer?
However, all is not lost as the Bootneck Half-Colonel managed to suffer for 17 years in order to get his officer's pension in.

Did this happen at 1430 in the afternoon?
 
#12
I tried eating wool (and managed to knit a nice hat with my poo), but i found it irksome and bland.
Try eating wire wool Blackie, you can knit chain mail with your poo then. Smarts a bit on the way out but does clean your tubes out and shred your chalfonts for you so not all bad.
 
#18
So this retired Half-Colonel Bootneck is falling out with our beloved Royal Vice Admiral over some MOD land.
The Vice Admiral is the former Chief Executive of Defence Estates--A fitting job for a Seafarer?
However, all is not lost as the Bootneck Half-Colonel managed to suffer for 17 years in order to get his officer's pension in.
I think this is something to do with Vice Admiral Sir Tim Laurence? Possibly this: Decorated Royal Marine officer claims he was sacked for whistleblowing over misuse of funds - Telegraph

Fuck, I really need to get a life. Are there any employment opportunities for interpreting mongspeak?
 

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