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Dear Santa.

broadside

War Hero
What exactly is contained in the Santa Clause and just how expensive is it?
 

Polto

War Hero
She'll have her work cut out because he's coming round my house for a whisky and several mince pies...
 

EarlyChop

War Hero
Nice one, use your only 5 minutes of fame looking like a **** in a national paper, hope this stays with her for life. I wonder if the Sun turned down this article.
 

MG Maniac

War Hero
What gets me is who let the press have the story in the first place ... got to be the doting Mum ... who instead of giving the little brat a damn good slapping obviously tried to make a bit of easy xmas dosh instead of on the town hall steps!

Not only the obvious "clause" error .. her geography isn't all that hot either ... the North Pole is not in Lapland!
 

Ballistic

War Hero
I really don't see the problem here.

Let her try to kill Santa.

(And while she's at it, the Tooth Fairy needs a good kicking)
 
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