Dear John
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Got accused of giving her a dose whilst on leave the last time and that she was dumping me, I was in Norway at the time.
Stupid bitch didnt realise that I had never and still have never had an STD and also had been totally faithfull to her (wish I hadn't).
So it was quite an interesting argument we had when I saw her in the local a couple of mionths later.....me all holier than though and she being the total slag.....the other patrons certainley found it funny when she stormed out in tears.
Stupid bitch didnt realise that I had never and still have never had an STD and also had been totally faithfull to her (wish I hadn't).
So it was quite an interesting argument we had when I saw her in the local a couple of mionths later.....me all holier than though and she being the total slag.....the other patrons certainley found it funny when she stormed out in tears.
reminds me of a joke i once heard.........
a man goes into his local toys r us store to get a barbie doll for his daughtes birthday. he ask an assistant for help and gets pointed to the barbie ailse. when he gets to the aisle, there are loads of barbies and he starts to look down them all to see which doll his little girl would like best,
roller skating barbie 19.99, horse riding barbie 19.99, scuba barbie 19.99,
skiing barbie (yeah you guessed) 19.99 and so on and so on, well he finally gets to divorced barbie 30,000!!!! this must be a mistake he thinks to himself and finds an assistant. he goes through all the dolls again and gets explained that the roller skating barbie comes with skates pads and helmet, horse riding barbie with horse etc etc. well he says what about divorced barbie 30,000!!! that has surely got to be a mistake, "no" replies the assistant "divorced barbie comes with kens car, house, bank account credit cards.............
a man goes into his local toys r us store to get a barbie doll for his daughtes birthday. he ask an assistant for help and gets pointed to the barbie ailse. when he gets to the aisle, there are loads of barbies and he starts to look down them all to see which doll his little girl would like best,
roller skating barbie 19.99, horse riding barbie 19.99, scuba barbie 19.99,
skiing barbie (yeah you guessed) 19.99 and so on and so on, well he finally gets to divorced barbie 30,000!!!! this must be a mistake he thinks to himself and finds an assistant. he goes through all the dolls again and gets explained that the roller skating barbie comes with skates pads and helmet, horse riding barbie with horse etc etc. well he says what about divorced barbie 30,000!!! that has surely got to be a mistake, "no" replies the assistant "divorced barbie comes with kens car, house, bank account credit cards.............
Guy I know received a Dear John letter from his girlfriend of a couple of years. She cited his lack of ambition and inability to keep her in the manner she would like to become accustomed to and dumped him. He returned her letter having first marked it thoroughly with red pen and scored her for standard of English grammar, punctuation, spelling, etc. This was in the early 90's.
About ten years later he bumped into her. She was pregnant with her fourth sprog to her unemployed useless good for nothing bloke and living in a council house, whilst he had passed AIB, gone through DARTMOUTH and was well on his way towards becoming a Lt Cdr. She was gutted; he's got his third stripe now.
Don't tell me there isn't any justice out there.
About ten years later he bumped into her. She was pregnant with her fourth sprog to her unemployed useless good for nothing bloke and living in a council house, whilst he had passed AIB, gone through DARTMOUTH and was well on his way towards becoming a Lt Cdr. She was gutted; he's got his third stripe now.
Don't tell me there isn't any justice out there.
A little justice at least, that's a pretty sly way to end 18 years...
Wonder if anyone has any good revenge tales as well?
I remember one dit about a girl who dumped her man and he kept pestering her to come back so she thought she would shut him up for good by sending him a photo of her sucking her new guy off.
He did get over her
And promptly sent the photo to the girls parents.... Nice! :twisted:
Wonder if anyone has any good revenge tales as well?
I remember one dit about a girl who dumped her man and he kept pestering her to come back so she thought she would shut him up for good by sending him a photo of her sucking her new guy off.
He did get over her
And promptly sent the photo to the girls parents.... Nice! :twisted:
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