whitemouse said:
You're lucky - all I got was ' Leave, or I will and I'll take the kids with me'
She got the kids, house, car, bank account, and still sicked the CSA onto me . and that was after 18 years marriage!
Thought things were going too smoothly.....
reminds me of a joke i once heard.........
a man goes into his local toys r us store to get a barbie doll for his daughtes birthday. he ask an assistant for help and gets pointed to the barbie ailse. when he gets to the aisle, there are loads of barbies and he starts to look down them all to see which doll his little girl would like best,
roller skating barbie 19.99, horse riding barbie 19.99, scuba barbie 19.99,
skiing barbie (yeah you guessed) 19.99 and so on and so on, well he finally gets to divorced barbie 30,000!!!! this must be a mistake he thinks to himself and finds an assistant. he goes through all the dolls again and gets explained that the roller skating barbie comes with skates pads and helmet, horse riding barbie with horse etc etc. well he says what about divorced barbie 30,000!!! that has surely got to be a mistake, "no" replies the assistant "divorced barbie comes with kens car, house, bank account credit cards.............