Dear John

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A young matelot on a nine month deployment received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Jack,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Jenny.


Jack, feeling mightily pissed off went straight to the gronk board and emptied it, putting the lot straight into an envelope. There were 57 phots in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Jenny,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the **** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Yours,

Jack.
 
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