Shiftwork and tv programmes. Jesus! They're f***ing boring. Why do they broadcast all that sewage between half past f**k 'o' clock and knocking off time with that minging yak-ugly munter in the bottom right hand corner waggling her f***ing fingers about. Do deaf people get up at midnight then? Tonight it's a blerk instead of the usual swamp-hopper contorting his mush and flapping his hands about like a demented epileptic on steroids. Wouldn't be so bad if the horrible woman doing all the finger wagging was signing a porn movie. Now that might be interesting. I suppose the deaf members of society have all got jobs as security staff or taxi despatchers.....perhaps not...it's making me angry. What next then? Re-runs of Crimewatch for the blind in High Definition? Signed, Doing-my-head-in of Devonport.