Dead Grasshopper.

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  1. I thought he had got married in thailand...I must of misunderstood when they said he had tied the knot!
  2. I just heard that Thai officials are renaming their capital city to HANG-COCK ,in honour of David Carradine 8O
  3. Levers_Aligned

    Levers_Aligned War Hero Moderator

    Apparently a noose round his neck and one round his twig and berries.*

    All that philosophising and he goes out like a disgraced MP.

    What would Master Po say about that then, the blind fecker?


    *so the rumour goes, like. What I want to know is this: at some time Dave must have said to one of his noose-and-**** buddies, 'Oh aye. Did that last night.' To which one must have said, 'Have you tried one round the old johnson as well? Makes it x 500 or summat.' To which Dave must have popped down Robert Dyas to buy yet another fathoms of sisal and ginger string and that night fore-and-afted himself from the bannister. Quite how that trransposed to a wardrobe out East is open to further conjecture. Shintoism (or whatever) is kinda funny, innit?
  4. According to news reports David carradine was found with a rope "tied around his penis and another rope around his neck."

    How was he planning to commit suicide?
    Toss himself off the balcony!!
  5. I understand that he was having a BDSM affair with a certain Mr Tumnus. On his way back from one of these liaisons, though, something went horribly wrong.

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