Dead boring!

C

cúnt

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#5
What's not to like? A gentleman can marry a 14 year girl in the morning, have a good ol' honour killing by lunch, and continue to bum the corpse till dinner. A quick post-coital divorce, a trip to a suk to get another one and off you go again.

I'm organising weekend trips to Cairo as of Tuesday.
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
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#6
Fuck me, I thought matelots were backwards.

Oh well, everydays a school day.... unless you're a 14 year female sporn of a rag head, everyday's a potential wedding day in that case. At least the wedding celebrations will outlast your lifespan.
 
#7
Interestingly, nobody has yet commented that it also applies in reverse - ie women may 'gratify' themselves on their dead husbands for up to 6 hours.

6 HOURS ffs? Just how long does rigor mortis last and they'll also have to wait for it to kick in in the first place!

I don't know...............
 
#9
Interestingly, nobody has yet commented that it also applies in reverse - ie women may 'gratify' themselves on their dead husbands for up to 6 hours.

6 HOURS ffs? Just how long does rigor mortis last and they'll also have to wait for it to kick in in the first place!

I don't know...............
If she used a gorrote, keeping him just ticking over the ultimate stiffy from asphyxiation would give her a few hours of pleasure ( I have read cunt's book)
 
#12
Reminds me about the undertaker who says to the grieving woman madam I,m afraid we can't get the lid on your husbands coffin because of his rather large rigor mortis erection what do you want us to do?? She says cut it off and stick it up his arse which they do then just as they put down the coffin lid for the last time she looks down and sees a little tear falling from his his eyes so she bends down to him and gently says now you know how it feels you old cnut.
 
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