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days days fcucking bad days

Had a bad one today, hey ho can't talk to anyone, tv should be banned


my glass is empty but thank fcuk missus takes the piss and sends me to bed
 
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guestm

Guest
I was on the piss missus has bollocked me accordingly:(

Did you wee? If it's any consolation I vomited on myself whilst riding my bike today, and I'm also in trouble for spending too much money on Star Wars Lego.
 
I'm in trouble for online gambling, online whoreing, buying replica posh watches and too much aftershave, fcuk me I'm 56 this years I'm going to pop me clogs before I get the chance to grow up
 
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guestm

Guest
I'm in trouble for online gambling, online whoreing, buying replica posh watches and too much aftershave, fcuk me I'm 56 this years I'm going to pop me clogs before I get the chance to grow up

Wait til she finds out about the cross dressing mate.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
I'm in trouble for online gambling, online whoreing, buying replica posh watches and too much aftershave, fcuk me I'm 56 this years I'm going to pop me clogs before I get the chance to grow up

Just had my 56th which coincided with the SM2 re-union in Guzz. Same happened last year and I said I'd behave this year..got that ****** wrong again :eek:ccasion6: + :drunken: = :sleepy2:
 

Sharkey

Banned
We're all repressed homos. Every man enjoys touching cock.

I'd like to go on record that despite willy watcher wits assertion that "We're all repressed homos. Every man enjoys touching cock" I fooking aint and I fooking dont.
 

Guzzler

War Hero
Must say I'm with Sharkey and Wrecker here.

Apart from the touching of Wrecker's cock that is.
 
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WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Get to the back of the line.

It is an impressive piece, you can all touch a bit of it simultaneously, but not if you've got a cock yourself though, it's a ladies friend, bit like a fishermans friend but smells of cheese not fish (at the start of the evening that is).

Edited to add stop crayoning you naughty boys, just noticed which forum this is in.
 
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guestm

Guest
I'd like to go on record that despite willy watcher wits assertion that "We're all repressed homos. Every man enjoys touching cock" I fooking aint and I fooking dont.

The only real cock munchers are the ones who deny it.

Poof.
 
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