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[theGimpMK2]

Well someone had to post the first one!!

Greeting to all serving/former Royal Marines and attached ranks, in particular anybody still sporting the indelible mark of shame of a night at molesters

toodlepip

TheGimpMK2

 

[Jenny_Dabber]

Oh the nights in Jesters

Think I'll get my coat, too many to remember!

 

[theGimpMK2]

Remembering the nights and my coat was always a problem for me!!

theGimpMK2

 

[Reservist-Monkey]

OK Royal is here, so when does the Naked Bar start?

 

[Merchantman]

So you a Marine then Mr Monkey?

 

[Jenny_Dabber]

OK Royal is here, so when does the Naked Bar start?

[marq=left]NAKED BAR![/marq]

 

[fish-head]

After you Jenny

 

[Merchantman]

Steady on now you fishy fellow, asking a young lady to get naked? you'll have one of them moderator types or you tail!

 

[fish-head]

If you were on Jenny's tail you'd be doing the back of my head mate, and that's not going to happen :twisted:

 

[Merchantman]

How very vulgar, you must be a marine right enough, why ever are you impersonating a RNR officer???

 

[Jenny_Dabber]

After you Jenny

AX locker or diving store? Either way I won't be there :wink:

 

[fish-head]

Diving store always, then you can flog their kit on ebay too

 

[Jenny_Wren]

Ladies, Ladies. DO you have to lower the tone? One only gets naked once the ratings have turned in for the middle and 2 deck is clear....

 

[Herr_Doktor]

Anyone for freckles? Pint pots at the ready, I've got a steamer brewing...

 

[fish-head]

Ah the man who causes the damage before he fixes it hath arrived!

Evening Herr Dok!

 

[fish-head]

Ladies, Ladies. DO you have to lower the tone? One only gets naked once the ratings have turned in for the middle and 2 deck is clear....

Doesn't royal lower the tone as a matter of choice? They sat a bad example and it's Herr Doks fault

 

[Herr_Doktor]

Mwahahaha I'm my own medical system all by my lonesome.

Vere are my casualties?

 

[mrsP]

Oh My God... Jesters, to my eternal shame i was there on New Years Eve!
my only defense is Vodka and Coke.....

 

[Jenny_Dabber]

Oh My God... Jesters, to my eternal shame i was there on New Years Eve!
my only defense is Vodka and Coke.....

Ended up there on 3 different new yrs eves..................my excuse was they were open till 6am! Oh and the influence of too much JD :roll:

 

[Herr_Doktor]

No regulars of the Dolphin then? Humph. Tis the local!