Dating

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A while back when I was a wee pup and dating, I picked up my date at her parents' home.

I'd managed to scrape together enough cash to take her to a decent restaurant. Once seated she ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail, Lobster and Champagne..

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight either."

I replied "enjoy your meal"....
 
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A while back when I was a wee pup and dating, I picked up my date at her parents' home.

I'd managed to scrape together enough cash to take her to a decent restaurant. Once seated she ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail, Lobster and Champagne..

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight either."

I replied "enjoy your meal"....
It's a bit like her asking --Fancy a Sportsman's Double---
--
----You know mother and daughter.----

Fancying a bit of that she's taken you home, only for her to shout up the stairs--Are you awake mother?
 
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