Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Constant_Bad_Mood, Jan 12, 2011.

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  1. A while back when I was a wee pup and dating, I picked up my date at her parents' home.

    I'd managed to scrape together enough cash to take her to a decent restaurant. Once seated she ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail, Lobster and Champagne..

    I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

    "No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight either."

    I replied "enjoy your meal"....
  2. I don't get it.
  3. Neither did CBM lol
  4. Didn't realise they sold all that stuff in McDonalds!!
  5. It's a bit like her asking --Fancy a Sportsman's Double---
    ----You know mother and daughter.----

    Fancying a bit of that she's taken you home, only for her to shout up the stairs--Are you awake mother?

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