Darwin Award - I think we have a winner..

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  1. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

  2. Well, they do call ' em bangers.
  3. I recall when in the States we had a Mess do. One of the lads brought his new 'lady friend' down. Half way through the evening he had a rush of poo to the brain and asked her if she was armed. Turned out she had FIVE handguns and a rifle or shotgun in the car!
  4. Looks like the dit about ladies with big tits being able "to have your eye out with that" has a ring of truth about it.

    Maybe FOST staff were correct in some things as well!1
  5. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    Some N double Ds have more serious consequences than others.
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  6. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Gets me everytime.

  7. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    As does the musical version.

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  8. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    Not just funny but fcuking funny. LOL!
  9. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Everytime i watch it i laugh. Everytime.

    Who taught this idiot weapon handling skills? The mind really boggles. Some people are really thick.

    As one of my instructors told me one day:

    "Remember chaps, when we pull the pin and watch the lever fall away, Mr Grenade is no longer our friend". Wise words.
  10. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    His explanation
  11. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    I may have told before of a Bootneck who had 2 NDs within weeks of each other. After the first, sympathy and a smacked wrist from the CO and DSM. Second one, endless slagging, mega fine at table, stoppage (not the malfunctioning weapon type) of all good things and a new nick surname: Billy Bang.
  12. It's a sort of "what happened next" kind of photo.

  13. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    My contenders for the Darwin Award:

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  14. If you liked that one Blackers, how about this cop demonstrating firearm safety to kids

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  15. That'll do nicely.

  16. The Dalai Lama was a bit of a scamp in his youth wasn't he?
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  17. "Say Cheeezus Christ!"

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  18. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    This looks fun. Get some!

  19. Safety off? Don't fart.


    Gash skip wins.


    "Stay still and I shoot the snake!"


    A photo bomb.

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  20. The bloke with the pump action shotgun pointing up his jacksy is saying "I'll get rid of these piles if it's the last thing I do"

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