Dangerous Things to be heard in the RN.

Following along the lines of a previous thread.... 5 to get us started!

A Seaman saying, "I learned this at Raleigh..."
A Petty Officer saying, "Trust me, sir..."
A Sub Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."
A Lieutenant saying, "I was just thinking..."
A Chief chuckling, "Watch this s**t...

 

Its been posted before Wicked

 

I'm still new.....

 

That's item number 6 for your list

 

Will this qualify?

"I'll do it in a moment Sir"

 

Not on my watch sunshine, shift yer arse, now!
RoofRat :lol:

 

from the Medicl world "this wont hurt at all!"

 

I have the map follow me.

 

D'ya hear there. XO speaking.......

 

No, sunshine! It goes in the other way! :evil:

And I don't care what your oppo told you, "RPM" means "rounds per minute"! :twisted:

OSD

 

There's been a slight change of plan

 

Leave will expire at midnight on the last boat back. The ship is under sailing orders. Do not drink too much.

 

Do you hear there Captain speaking...

"I have heard there are rumours on 2 deck regarding our deployment to the Carribean and that it has been changed to Baltops over Xmas. Therefore, when I know I will let you know." "That is all"

Five minutes later...

"Do you hear there, Clear lower deck, ships company to muster on the flightdeck"

 

In HMS Raleigh: Week 1 NEs...

All trainees to drink a tot of rum before bed!

 

...And we've got a civvy called Dorothy to tuck you in. :lol:

 

Would you like to order from the a la carte menu this evening?
A bottle of Chateau Neuf du Pape to accompany it?

OSD

 

"CLEAR - EASE SPRINGS"

BANG!

 

Whilst on leave in Bangcok please be aware that many girls are infected and the local rum is extremely potent. Do Not (R) Not partake of either!

Pol.

 

Of course you can have a make and mend,in fact have the rest of the week off!

 

Trust me I'm a marine.