Dangerous Things to be heard in the RN.

[wkdwren]

Following along the lines of a previous thread.... 5 to get us started!

A Seaman saying, "I learned this at Raleigh..."
A Petty Officer saying, "Trust me, sir..."
A Sub Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."
A Lieutenant saying, "I was just thinking..."
A Chief chuckling, "Watch this s**t...

 

[slim]

Its been posted before Wicked

 

[wkdwren]

I'm still new.....

 

[FlagWagger]

I'm still new.....

That's item number 6 for your list

 

[creddly]

Will this qualify?

"I'll do it in a moment Sir"

 

[RoofRat]

"I'll do it in a moment Sir"

Not on my watch sunshine, shift yer arse, now!
RoofRat :lol:

 

[andym]

from the Medicl world "this wont hurt at all!"

 

[Backpacker1uk]

I have the map follow me.

 

[the_matelot]

D'ya hear there. XO speaking.......

 

[oldseadog]

No, sunshine! It goes in the other way! :evil:

And I don't care what your oppo told you, "RPM" means "rounds per minute"! :twisted:

OSD

 

[Maxi_77]

There's been a slight change of plan

 

[Jimmy_Green]

Leave will expire at midnight on the last boat back. The ship is under sailing orders. Do not drink too much.

 

[brigham600]

Do you hear there Captain speaking...

"I have heard there are rumours on 2 deck regarding our deployment to the Carribean and that it has been changed to Baltops over Xmas. Therefore, when I know I will let you know." "That is all"

Five minutes later...

"Do you hear there, Clear lower deck, ships company to muster on the flightdeck"

 

[Always_a_Civvy]

In HMS Raleigh: Week 1 NEs...

All trainees to drink a tot of rum before bed!

 

[Jimmy_Green]

...And we've got a civvy called Dorothy to tuck you in. :lol:

 

[oldseadog]

Would you like to order from the a la carte menu this evening?
A bottle of Chateau Neuf du Pape to accompany it?

OSD

 

[Prochnow]

"CLEAR - EASE SPRINGS"

BANG!

 

[polariod]

Whilst on leave in Bangcok please be aware that many girls are infected and the local rum is extremely potent. Do Not (R) Not partake of either!

Pol.

 

[andym]

Of course you can have a make and mend,in fact have the rest of the week off!

 

[sonofamatelot]

Trust me I'm a marine.