Dangerous Things to be heard in the RN.

Following along the lines of a previous thread.... 5 to get us started!

A Seaman saying, "I learned this at Raleigh..."
A Petty Officer saying, "Trust me, sir..."
A Sub Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."
A Lieutenant saying, "I was just thinking..."
A Chief chuckling, "Watch this s**t...
Do you hear there Captain speaking...

"I have heard there are rumours on 2 deck regarding our deployment to the Carribean and that it has been changed to Baltops over Xmas. Therefore, when I know I will let you know." "That is all"

Five minutes later...

"Do you hear there, Clear lower deck, ships company to muster on the flightdeck" :)


Lantern Swinger
Whilst on leave in Bangcok please be aware that many girls are infected and the local rum is extremely potent. Do Not (R) Not partake of either!