Dame Vera Lynn for Eurovision.

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  1. Bonnie Tyler will represent UK in Eurovision | The Sun |Showbiz|TV

    Last year we had 75 year old Englebert Pumpernickle coming in next to last. This year we have a 61 year old Welsh bird who's seen better days. As a bus pass carrying senior citizen I'm all for grey power but FFS !
    Next year we'll put Dame Vera in to bat for Britain (If she's not made the stiff list first).......She won't get the German vote thats for sure.
     
  2. Enter the 'stones' - easy win, son!
     
  3. I was intimating someone on the 'youngish' side, like ....under 50 maybe.
     
  4. Music made by the younger generation lacks soul and heart, generlly speaking but check this out! pass the first minute warm up and then chill, Pilgrim!

     
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    Here's one Welsh bird I could listen to with the sound off. :love5:
     
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  7. She looks sweeett
     
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  10. I can't see where age comes into it.Granted old Englebert fell well short of success last year but a bunch of old Grannies from Russia nearly won it.What ever happened to Les Dawson's Rollypollies? If we could persuade them to have a go we might be in with a chance.We can scarcely do any worse.
     
  11. The Krankies should nail it, allegedly she'd nail the judges.
     
  12. Ken Dodd had a fine voice................until the Inland Revenue found out.
     
  13. You're all wrong. Bring back The Bay City Rollers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    They'd smash it! Whooooooooo...!!!! Screeeaaaammmmmm!!
    (My pants are getting soggy).

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    {Where are they now? Or are they all dead?)
     
  14. What about Des O'Connor ?
     
  15. A good choice, bound to win with this crooner, suggest the song title involves Stalin and Dom Mintoff to secure the Russian and Maltese votes
     
  16. wal

    wal Badgeman

    Woooooody,Woooooody.
     
  17. Sounds like Wal's got a hard-on and is telling his carer :)
     
  18. The eurovision w-r-o-n-g contest 2013

    "I WONDER IF ONE DAY THAT - YOU SAY THAT - YOU CARE...."
    "IF YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME MADLY - I'D GLADLY BE THERE...."
    "LIKE A PUPPET ON A S-T-R-I-I-I-N-N-N-G......!"

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    ...or perhaps,

    "THE OLD HOME SLUM LOOKS THE SAME - AS I STEP DOWN FROM THE PLA-A-A-NE",
    "AND THERE TO GREET ME IS MY ELEVEN WIVES, THIRTY KIDS AND A HERD OF GOATS..."
    "DOWN THE ROAD I WALK WITH SOMEONE UNDER A BURKHA"
    "FOR ALL I KNOW IT COULD BE A GHURKA"
    "IT'S CRAP TO WALK IN THE SHANTY SLUMS OF HOME.....!"

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