[I've put this in CA rather than DL because, while humorous in tone, the published articles are genuine, worryingly]
Sadly this is not satire; this excuse of a "newspaper" [sic] has a history of shame:
(NB: the author of the image admits a typo; the "Facebook causes cancer" article is from 2009: How using Facebook could raise your risk of cancer | Mail Online)
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An old favourite; wanna see how the DM creates its random headlines? Daily Mail-o-matic | qwghlm.co.uk
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Not quite as funny are the genuine scaremongering headlines they do publish. Here are all the things that cause you cancer, according to the DM:
AFTERNOONS – here
AGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-449783/Women-birth-age-30-double-risk…
AIR POLLUTION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-358875/Pollution-cars-linked-child-…
AIR TRAVEL (I) - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-200443/Frequent-fliers-raise-cancer…
AIR TRAVEL (II) - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-591109/Cancer-risk-frequent-fliers….
ALCOHOL (I) - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-147083/Drink-day-increases-breast-can…
ALCOHOL (II) - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-471910/Bowel-cancer-danger-just-gla…
ALLERGIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-324732/Child-allergies-raise-cancer…
ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS Cancer-causing chemicals found in soy sauce | Mail Online
ARTIFICIAL LIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-391267/Artificial-light-increases-b…
ASBESTOS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1170584/Asbestos-schools-kill-pupils-…
ASPIRIN (I) - Asprin link to cancer risk | Mail Online
ASPIRIN (II) (a cure too, apparently!) - Aspirin really can beat cancer | Mail Online
BABIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-157683/Birth-size-link-breast-cancer….
BABY BOTTLES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1038697/EU-rejects-ban-baby-bottles…
BABY FOOD Baby food in cancer alert | Mail Online
BACON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1102368/Additives-used-bacon-ham-ch…
BARBEQUES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-326153/Australians-warned-backyard-ca…
BEEF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-393666/Alarm-beef-link-breast-cancer….
BEER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1161843/Just-pint-beer-day-raise-ri…
BEING A BLACK PERSON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064547/Black-men-times-likely-pros… and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-508753/Black-women-develop-breast-c…
BEING A WOMAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-63976/Cancer-risk-higher-women-smok…
BEING A MAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-306543/Men-twice-likely-die-cancer-…
BEING SOUTHERN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1027331/Why-affluent-women-South-li…
BELTS - Wearing a tight belt could give you throat cancer: Constricting waistbands cause acid reflux - increasing risk of the disease | Mail Online
BISCUITS Cancer: foods to avoid? | Mail Online
BLOWJOBS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-453843/Oral-sex-cause-throat-cancer…
BRAS Is your bra bad for you? | Mail Online
BREAD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-411506/White-bread-increases-cancer…
BREAST FEEDING Who's at risk of breast cancer? | Mail Online
BREAST IMPLANTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-41443/Breast-implants-cancer-scare….
BROCCOLI - Superfoods can make cancer MORE likely, says pioneer of DNA study | Mail Online
BROKEN HEARTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-450049/How-heart-broken-grief-send-ea…
BUBBLE BATH Is your bubble bath safe? | Mail Online
BURGERS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-467360/Cancer-scare-food-colour-add…
CAFFINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1127473/Coffee-raise-child-cancer-r…
CALCUIM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1052127/Fatal-cancer-risk-men-high-bl…
CANDLE-LIT DINNERS Candles release scents laced with cancer chemicals, warn scientists | Mail Online
CANNED FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-44676/Gender-bending-chemicals-tin-…
CARBOHYDRATES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-313227/Low-carb-diets-beat-breast-c…
CARS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-358875/Pollution-cars-linked-child-…
CATS - Can the cat give you cancer? Parasite in their bellies linked with brain tumours | Mail Online
CEREAL How safe are your favourite foods? | Mail Online
CHEESE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1002424/Italy-shuts-mozzarella-produc…
CHICKEN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-429303/Families-risk-toxic-imported-f…
CHILDLESSNESS SUZANNE MOORE: I'm sick of being told it's all our fault | Mail Online
CHILDREN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-506501/Prostate-risk-having-family-…
CHILDREN’S FOOD Health warning on children's food | Mail Online
CHILLIS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-347287/Cancer-checks-spices-new-foo…
CHINESE MEDICINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-75547/Warming-cancer-risk-Chinese-m…
CHIPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-487571/Parents-told-chips-cause-can…
CHLORINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-431777/Chlorine-bathwater-linked-canc…
CHOCLATE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-386625/Cancer-fears-chocolate-snack…
CITY LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-496495/City-life-blamed-higher-risk…
CLIMATE CHANGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-452789/Warmer-climate-mean-thousand…
COCA COLA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-337178/Carrot-day-reduces-cancer-ri…
COD LIVER OIL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-379918/Cancer-fears-cod-liver-oil-c…
COFFEE How healthy is your cup of coffee? | Mail Online
CONSTAPATION Atkins diet cancer risk | Mail Online
CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS Cancer risk '45% higher' on Pill | Mail OnlineCOOKING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-382571/Frying-increase-cancer-risk….
CORDLESS PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-515970/After-cancer-warnings-mobile…
CRAYONS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6706/Safety-alert-best-selling-crayon…
CURRY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-342632/Cancer-dye-Grossman-curry-sa…
DEODORANT Deodorants linked to cancer | Mail Online
DEPRESSION Depression can triple risk of developing Parkinson's disease, scientists say | Mail Online
DIETING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-73056/Is-diet-lifestyle-putting-ris…
DOGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-490581/Can-dogs-breast-cancer-Bizar…
EGGS Cancer chemicals are found in eggs | Mail Online
EGYPTIAN MOOBS – here
ELECTRICITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-449679/Power-lines-link-cancer-new-al…
ENGLISH BREAKFAST Traditional full English fry-up 'may raise risk of bowel cancer by 63 per cent', say scientists | Mail Online
FACEBOOK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1149207/How-using-Facebook-raise-ri…
FALSE NAILS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1174768/Having-nails-skin-cancer-do…
FATHERHOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-506501/Prostate-risk-having-family-…
FIBRE Fibre 'cancer risk' warning | Mail Online
FISH Fish cancer scare | Mail Online
FIZZY DRINKS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1249305/Two-fizzy-drinks-week-raise…
FLIP FLOPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1025915/Wearing-FLIP-FLOPS-skin-can…
FLY SPRAY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-459938/Using-pesticide-sprays-…
FREQUENT FLYING – here
FRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-371260/Breast-cancer-drug-cuts-deat…
FRUIT JUICE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254534/Fruit-juice-cancer-warning-sc…
GARDENS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-326153/Australians-warned-backyard-ca…
GRAPEFRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-468559/Eating-grapefruit-increase-b…
HAIR DYE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1017259/How-using-hair-dye-increase…
HAM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-490845/Is-safe-eat-Cancer-report-ad…
HEIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064454/Bigger-taller-baby-girls-hi…
HONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-429303/Families-risk-toxic-imported-f…
HOT DRINKS How safe are your favourite foods? | Mail Online
HRT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1214782/HRT-increases-risk-dying-lu…
INTERNET http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-312505/Cancer-patients-risk-website…
IVF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-148228/How-IVF-raises-cancer-risks….
KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS TV prize kidney 'carries a risk of cancer' | Mail Online
LAMB http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-446559/Red-meat-link-higher-risk-br…
LARGE HEADS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-370870/Big-headed-babies-prone-canc…
LEFT-HANDEDNESS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-363477/Left-handers-likely-breast-c…
LIPSTICK Is your lipstick giving you cancer? | Mail Online
LIVER TRANSPLANTS 'Cancer' liver transplant killed husband | Mail Online
LONG FINGERS Why long fingers mean you're more likely to be depressed and why small ears may make you more prone to kidney disease | Mail Online
MENOPAUSE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-395201/Weight-gain-menopause-increase…
MENSTRUATION Do women need periods? | Mail Online
METAL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1081692/The-metals-daily-glass-wine…
MIDDLE CLASS – here
MILK Milk linked to ovarian cancer | Mail Online
MOBILE PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-473553/Orange-remove-mobile-mast-to…
MODERN LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-474157/Modern-living-blame-cancer-e…
MONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1025375/Wealthy-background-raise-ri…
MORPHINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1230208/Pain-drug-morphine-cause-ca…
MOUTHWASH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1113422/Mouthwash-causes-oral-cance…
NUCLEAR POWER (there is no hint of irony in this article) - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-42066/New-study-links-nuclear-sites-c…
OBESITY – Obesity raises risk of cancer | Mail Online
OESTROGEN – Oestrogen link to breast cancer | Mail Online
OLDER FATHERS – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1223025/Why-older-fathers-likely-ch…
PASTRY – How safe are your favourite foods? | Mail Online
PEANUT BUTTER – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1164417/Food-watchdog-warning-peanut-…
PERFUME – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1051130/How-perfumes-scented-creams…
PICKLES - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html
PIZZA – New food dye warning | Mail Online
PLASTIC BAGS - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1207840/Plastic-decomposes-sea…
PORK – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1093039/After-alert-Irish-pork-safe-b…
POTATOES – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-115037/Cancer-chemical-link-cooked-fo…
POVERTY – SUZANNE MOORE: I'm sick of being told it's all our fault | Mail Online
PREGNANCY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-82458/Breast-cancer-risk-career-wom…
RADIOACTIVITY – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-421140/As-radioactive-spy-buried-bar-…
RICE - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-444222/Rice-tainted-arsenic-raises-…
SAUSAGES - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-550729/Why-eating-just-sausage-day-…
RETIREMENT - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1220446/Oh-Work-good-especially-you…
SEX – Did sex give me cancer? | Mail Online
SEX WITH SPARROWS – here
SHAVING - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-206459/Shaving-raise-cancer-risk.html
SKIING – Skiers warned of cancer risk | Mail Online
SLEEP APNEA – here
SOUP – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1132814/Salty-soups-increase-cancer…
SPACE TRAVEL – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1015482/How-astronauts-risk-cancer–p…
SUN CREAM - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-592076/Cancer-fear-childrens-sun-cr…
SWEETS – here
TALCUM POWDER - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1063040/Cancer-alert-talc-Women-usi…
TABLET COMPUTERS - Using mobile phones and tablets before bed could be affecting your sleep, warn scientists | Mail Online
TATTOOS – here
TEA – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-87131/Too-tea-treble-cancer-risk-wo…
TEEN SEX - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1237530/Girls-sex-teens-greater-ris…
THIRD HAND SMOKE - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1249591/Even-hand-smoke-dangerous–…
TV – here
VITAMINS - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-320006/Vitamin-pills-cause-early-de…
WATER – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13620/Cancer-link-tap-water-radon-h…
WI-FI - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-456534/The-classroom-cancer-risk-wi-f…
WINE - Oral cancer risk trebles after just two glasses of wine a day | Mail Online
WORCESTER SAUCE – Dye alert spreads to school meals | Mail Online
WORKING Why men with desk jobs have higher risk of prostate cancer | Mail Online
X-RAYS X-rays 'bring risk of cancer' | Mail Online
ZEBRA TOYS - Start Your Senses Zebra toy recalled for cancer risk | Mail Online
Sadly this is not satire; this excuse of a "newspaper" [sic] has a history of shame:
(NB: the author of the image admits a typo; the "Facebook causes cancer" article is from 2009: How using Facebook could raise your risk of cancer | Mail Online)
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An old favourite; wanna see how the DM creates its random headlines? Daily Mail-o-matic | qwghlm.co.uk
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Not quite as funny are the genuine scaremongering headlines they do publish. Here are all the things that cause you cancer, according to the DM:
AFTERNOONS – here
AGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-449783/Women-birth-age-30-double-risk…
AIR POLLUTION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-358875/Pollution-cars-linked-child-…
AIR TRAVEL (I) - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-200443/Frequent-fliers-raise-cancer…
AIR TRAVEL (II) - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-591109/Cancer-risk-frequent-fliers….
ALCOHOL (I) - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-147083/Drink-day-increases-breast-can…
ALCOHOL (II) - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-471910/Bowel-cancer-danger-just-gla…
ALLERGIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-324732/Child-allergies-raise-cancer…
ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS Cancer-causing chemicals found in soy sauce | Mail Online
ARTIFICIAL LIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-391267/Artificial-light-increases-b…
ASBESTOS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1170584/Asbestos-schools-kill-pupils-…
ASPIRIN (I) - Asprin link to cancer risk | Mail Online
ASPIRIN (II) (a cure too, apparently!) - Aspirin really can beat cancer | Mail Online
BABIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-157683/Birth-size-link-breast-cancer….
BABY BOTTLES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1038697/EU-rejects-ban-baby-bottles…
BABY FOOD Baby food in cancer alert | Mail Online
BACON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1102368/Additives-used-bacon-ham-ch…
BARBEQUES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-326153/Australians-warned-backyard-ca…
BEEF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-393666/Alarm-beef-link-breast-cancer….
BEER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1161843/Just-pint-beer-day-raise-ri…
BEING A BLACK PERSON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064547/Black-men-times-likely-pros… and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-508753/Black-women-develop-breast-c…
BEING A WOMAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-63976/Cancer-risk-higher-women-smok…
BEING A MAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-306543/Men-twice-likely-die-cancer-…
BEING SOUTHERN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1027331/Why-affluent-women-South-li…
BELTS - Wearing a tight belt could give you throat cancer: Constricting waistbands cause acid reflux - increasing risk of the disease | Mail Online
BISCUITS Cancer: foods to avoid? | Mail Online
BLOWJOBS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-453843/Oral-sex-cause-throat-cancer…
BRAS Is your bra bad for you? | Mail Online
BREAD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-411506/White-bread-increases-cancer…
BREAST FEEDING Who's at risk of breast cancer? | Mail Online
BREAST IMPLANTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-41443/Breast-implants-cancer-scare….
BROCCOLI - Superfoods can make cancer MORE likely, says pioneer of DNA study | Mail Online
BROKEN HEARTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-450049/How-heart-broken-grief-send-ea…
BUBBLE BATH Is your bubble bath safe? | Mail Online
BURGERS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-467360/Cancer-scare-food-colour-add…
CAFFINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1127473/Coffee-raise-child-cancer-r…
CALCUIM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1052127/Fatal-cancer-risk-men-high-bl…
CANDLE-LIT DINNERS Candles release scents laced with cancer chemicals, warn scientists | Mail Online
CANNED FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-44676/Gender-bending-chemicals-tin-…
CARBOHYDRATES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-313227/Low-carb-diets-beat-breast-c…
CARS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-358875/Pollution-cars-linked-child-…
CATS - Can the cat give you cancer? Parasite in their bellies linked with brain tumours | Mail Online
CEREAL How safe are your favourite foods? | Mail Online
CHEESE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1002424/Italy-shuts-mozzarella-produc…
CHICKEN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-429303/Families-risk-toxic-imported-f…
CHILDLESSNESS SUZANNE MOORE: I'm sick of being told it's all our fault | Mail Online
CHILDREN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-506501/Prostate-risk-having-family-…
CHILDREN’S FOOD Health warning on children's food | Mail Online
CHILLIS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-347287/Cancer-checks-spices-new-foo…
CHINESE MEDICINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-75547/Warming-cancer-risk-Chinese-m…
CHIPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-487571/Parents-told-chips-cause-can…
CHLORINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-431777/Chlorine-bathwater-linked-canc…
CHOCLATE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-386625/Cancer-fears-chocolate-snack…
CITY LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-496495/City-life-blamed-higher-risk…
CLIMATE CHANGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-452789/Warmer-climate-mean-thousand…
COCA COLA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-337178/Carrot-day-reduces-cancer-ri…
COD LIVER OIL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-379918/Cancer-fears-cod-liver-oil-c…
COFFEE How healthy is your cup of coffee? | Mail Online
CONSTAPATION Atkins diet cancer risk | Mail Online
CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS Cancer risk '45% higher' on Pill | Mail OnlineCOOKING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-382571/Frying-increase-cancer-risk….
CORDLESS PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-515970/After-cancer-warnings-mobile…
CRAYONS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6706/Safety-alert-best-selling-crayon…
CURRY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-342632/Cancer-dye-Grossman-curry-sa…
DEODORANT Deodorants linked to cancer | Mail Online
DEPRESSION Depression can triple risk of developing Parkinson's disease, scientists say | Mail Online
DIETING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-73056/Is-diet-lifestyle-putting-ris…
DOGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-490581/Can-dogs-breast-cancer-Bizar…
EGGS Cancer chemicals are found in eggs | Mail Online
EGYPTIAN MOOBS – here
ELECTRICITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-449679/Power-lines-link-cancer-new-al…
ENGLISH BREAKFAST Traditional full English fry-up 'may raise risk of bowel cancer by 63 per cent', say scientists | Mail Online
FACEBOOK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1149207/How-using-Facebook-raise-ri…
FALSE NAILS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1174768/Having-nails-skin-cancer-do…
FATHERHOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-506501/Prostate-risk-having-family-…
FIBRE Fibre 'cancer risk' warning | Mail Online
FISH Fish cancer scare | Mail Online
FIZZY DRINKS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1249305/Two-fizzy-drinks-week-raise…
FLIP FLOPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1025915/Wearing-FLIP-FLOPS-skin-can…
FLY SPRAY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-459938/Using-pesticide-sprays-…
FREQUENT FLYING – here
FRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-371260/Breast-cancer-drug-cuts-deat…
FRUIT JUICE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254534/Fruit-juice-cancer-warning-sc…
GARDENS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-326153/Australians-warned-backyard-ca…
GRAPEFRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-468559/Eating-grapefruit-increase-b…
HAIR DYE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1017259/How-using-hair-dye-increase…
HAM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-490845/Is-safe-eat-Cancer-report-ad…
HEIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064454/Bigger-taller-baby-girls-hi…
HONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-429303/Families-risk-toxic-imported-f…
HOT DRINKS How safe are your favourite foods? | Mail Online
HRT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1214782/HRT-increases-risk-dying-lu…
INTERNET http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-312505/Cancer-patients-risk-website…
IVF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-148228/How-IVF-raises-cancer-risks….
KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS TV prize kidney 'carries a risk of cancer' | Mail Online
LAMB http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-446559/Red-meat-link-higher-risk-br…
LARGE HEADS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-370870/Big-headed-babies-prone-canc…
LEFT-HANDEDNESS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-363477/Left-handers-likely-breast-c…
LIPSTICK Is your lipstick giving you cancer? | Mail Online
LIVER TRANSPLANTS 'Cancer' liver transplant killed husband | Mail Online
LONG FINGERS Why long fingers mean you're more likely to be depressed and why small ears may make you more prone to kidney disease | Mail Online
MENOPAUSE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-395201/Weight-gain-menopause-increase…
MENSTRUATION Do women need periods? | Mail Online
METAL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1081692/The-metals-daily-glass-wine…
MIDDLE CLASS – here
MILK Milk linked to ovarian cancer | Mail Online
MOBILE PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-473553/Orange-remove-mobile-mast-to…
MODERN LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-474157/Modern-living-blame-cancer-e…
MONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1025375/Wealthy-background-raise-ri…
MORPHINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1230208/Pain-drug-morphine-cause-ca…
MOUTHWASH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1113422/Mouthwash-causes-oral-cance…
NUCLEAR POWER (there is no hint of irony in this article) - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-42066/New-study-links-nuclear-sites-c…
OBESITY – Obesity raises risk of cancer | Mail Online
OESTROGEN – Oestrogen link to breast cancer | Mail Online
OLDER FATHERS – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1223025/Why-older-fathers-likely-ch…
PASTRY – How safe are your favourite foods? | Mail Online
PEANUT BUTTER – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1164417/Food-watchdog-warning-peanut-…
PERFUME – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1051130/How-perfumes-scented-creams…
PICKLES - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html
PIZZA – New food dye warning | Mail Online
PLASTIC BAGS - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1207840/Plastic-decomposes-sea…
PORK – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1093039/After-alert-Irish-pork-safe-b…
POTATOES – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-115037/Cancer-chemical-link-cooked-fo…
POVERTY – SUZANNE MOORE: I'm sick of being told it's all our fault | Mail Online
PREGNANCY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-82458/Breast-cancer-risk-career-wom…
RADIOACTIVITY – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-421140/As-radioactive-spy-buried-bar-…
RICE - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-444222/Rice-tainted-arsenic-raises-…
SAUSAGES - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-550729/Why-eating-just-sausage-day-…
RETIREMENT - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1220446/Oh-Work-good-especially-you…
SEX – Did sex give me cancer? | Mail Online
SEX WITH SPARROWS – here
SHAVING - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-206459/Shaving-raise-cancer-risk.html
SKIING – Skiers warned of cancer risk | Mail Online
SLEEP APNEA – here
SOUP – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1132814/Salty-soups-increase-cancer…
SPACE TRAVEL – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1015482/How-astronauts-risk-cancer–p…
SUN CREAM - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-592076/Cancer-fear-childrens-sun-cr…
SWEETS – here
TALCUM POWDER - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1063040/Cancer-alert-talc-Women-usi…
TABLET COMPUTERS - Using mobile phones and tablets before bed could be affecting your sleep, warn scientists | Mail Online
TATTOOS – here
TEA – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-87131/Too-tea-treble-cancer-risk-wo…
TEEN SEX - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1237530/Girls-sex-teens-greater-ris…
THIRD HAND SMOKE - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1249591/Even-hand-smoke-dangerous–…
TV – here
VITAMINS - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-320006/Vitamin-pills-cause-early-de…
WATER – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13620/Cancer-link-tap-water-radon-h…
WI-FI - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-456534/The-classroom-cancer-risk-wi-f…
WINE - Oral cancer risk trebles after just two glasses of wine a day | Mail Online
WORCESTER SAUCE – Dye alert spreads to school meals | Mail Online
WORKING Why men with desk jobs have higher risk of prostate cancer | Mail Online
X-RAYS X-rays 'bring risk of cancer' | Mail Online
ZEBRA TOYS - Start Your Senses Zebra toy recalled for cancer risk | Mail Online
