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Daddies Fun

jewishscotsman

Midshipman
Girl asks dad if she can go to disco with her mate, dad says to girl if you want to go to the disco you have to suck my knob, girl says no, dad says if you want to go then you have to,

So girl goes and phones her mate, and tells her what her dad said, mate says, well it is going to be the best disco for ages(they live in Lympstone), so girl goes down and says to dad ok, i will suck you off, so she gets down, takes him out of his shorts and sticks his knob in her mouth, next thing she spits it out and say it tastes of shit,

Dad says yeah thats cos your big brother wanted to borrow the car!!!!!!!
 
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