Dad wouldnt shut the **** up so i threw him outta a window

Perhaps you are a walking vote for euthenasia, or perhaps this is just a plain old giggle, but you are showing serious signs of family problems - is this the rebelious side of puberty, growing up and finaly casting off the "alledged" shackles of parenthood, or are you basically a mong who is chained to the radiator in your room who is allowed ocasional access to internet and porn - may I suggest that www.inadequateandneedsporn.com might suffice
 

bigbaddog

Banned
icantfly said:
Translation please.. anyone?

Second Translation:- Shit went down at the creche tonight...

NastyToddler Wrote:-

My bitch-ass redneck mom left me wastin' my time in my High-Chair and I was thinkin' "Hey, I 'aint got no time for this shit - you gonna pay for messin' with da man..." Got my cool-assed designer Huggies on and some righteous Georgio Armani Talcum Powder between my ass-cheeks and I'm ready to cruise with my crew. 'Aint nobody mess where I toddle...step aside or I'll shove a Farleys Rusk up your lily white ass. Feelin' jacked up and ready for mom - it's payback time so when the 2-dollar whore picks me up, I throw down on the bitch. I pump up my toned and muscled head and bitch-slap her with two elastic streams of snot from my handsome nostrils. The head-spaghetti splatters down on the bitches cheap clothes and I hear the screams. **** with the NastyToddler and you pay the price. There's gonna be a rumble in the creche tonite when I get my hands on that wall-eyed motherf***er who dissed my Thomas the Tank Engine Pyjamas before Nap-Time last week. I'm a natural born killin' machine and that piece of toe-cheese is gonna get his gums slammed outa his pointy-little head - a handful of Lego bricks in one of my deadly clenched fists, and the little dirtbags gonna be in a world of bleed.
I roll up to the door of "Little Cherubs Day Nursery" in my moms Ford Ka and I'm gettin' ready to offload my shit. No Nursery Assistant better stare me down else they gonna be deep-sixed in the Dressing-up toybox with wax crayons in their eye-sockets. I toddle in - pumped up and frosty and I see the chicken-shit sad-assed dirtbag...he's waddlin' over to me, tryin' to make me stop introducing him to the unstoppable power that is me....dumbfucks gotta DairyLea Cheese Triangle in his pudgy mitt. Peace offerin' my ass! I roll over him like a Tsunami of Superhuman Strength. He's eatin' Lego Bricks an' cryin' an' shit and I tell the Numb-nuts that next time he'll have an entire TellyTubby Jigsaw puzzle rammed up his chicken-shit ass if he so much as looks at me funny. I'm about to rip him a new asshole when the Redneck Nursery Assistant hauls me off him and parks my ass on the Naughty Chair. You just made a serious mistake, you ugly-assed Trailer Park dyke an' I'm plannin' my moves. You touched the Toddler, next time you'll be hangin' from my coatpeg in the hallway with a board round your raggy scrawny-assed neck sayin' *I messed with NastyToddler*
You see if I dont.
 

bigbaddog

Banned
Re: Dad wouldnt shut the **** up so i threw him outta a wind

Probably the wrong thread - different part of NastyGits "story"...don't know which part. Never read the stuff anyway. The start or half way through....might even be the wrong forum.......too much coffee - not enough sleep.....who cares. :toilet:
 

Stripey_G

War Hero
Re: Dad wouldnt shut the **** up so i threw him outta a wind

bigbaddog said:
Probably the wrong thread - different part of NastyGits "story"...don't know which part. Never read the stuff anyway. The start or half way through....might even be the wrong forum.......too much coffee - not enough sleep.....who cares. :toilet:

:thumright:
 
Re: Dad wouldnt shut the **** up so i threw him outta a wind

Father_Famine said:
Nastyman said:
:rambo:

100% natural jacked, no proteins, you only got 1 liver

Yes and if you come near me in Liverpool I shall braise the bastard wrapped in some smoked streaky bacon with some diced shallots and a little port.

Us ex Navy Chefs make Hannibal the Cannibal quiver.

:hungry:

DONT WE KNOW IT!
 

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