So I am back on the mainland! That always brings a grin in Eire. Blue flashing lights plod asks me to step into the car. Shows me the screen informs me that DVLC hook up states that your car is not taxed or insured. So whats that on the front screen I asks plod do you have your insurance documents he asks. Doe anybody? Except in Eire where it has to be on display on the front windscreen. Produce your driving license and documents at the police station he tells me. So I meets one of those civvy jumped little girls at the police desk full of her own importance. On producing that plastic driving license card this person then informs that is not your driving license where is the sheet with all your items on. You may have endorsments! So when you board a RYAN AIR flight that card is your driving license but not for this jumped up little girl. Who needs to go on a course on manners! Told her I wouldn't know where to look for that sheet. So you are refusing to look the prat states. I can feel the BP rising at this stage. I will now have to caution you she states. Hang on I thought a caution was for criminals not somebody who has been pulled up by blue flashing lights to be informed you have no tax which is on the front windscreen and no insurance which I have. So those who are plods or ex plods what is a driving license. .