custody battle

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by sinbad, Jan 5, 2011.

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  1. A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.
    The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first.

    She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me."

    The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.

    The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to: me or the machine?"
     

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