Cup Final

The_Caretaker

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A man had two great tickets for the Football World Cup final. as he sits down,
another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
him. No", he says, "the seat is empty". This is incredible!" said the man,
"who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup final,
the biggest sporting event in the year, and not use it?"

He says, "well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away.

This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got
married".

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral"
 
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