I've got a better idea. Why don't we all just go home and leave it all to SERCO. That would keep His Tonyship happy, as their far cheaper than us boys and girls. After all, in the press today (Mail On Sunday), they've suddenly found out that we take bits off one flying machine to make another one fly. Now call me old fashioned and set in my ways, but haven't we always done that but under different buzz words.
Now we can leave the fast jet boy's move north, as they'll be better looked after by the Crabs. We've not seen them lose any man power? They've still got Full timers on the gates, instead of hiring in MGS and MPGS. And didn't their Airships say that they could bomb anywhere in the world, hence they were the nuclear deterent, and were only really found out in 1982 when they mixed up their true and magentic Norths.
Haven't worked out what to do with Cull-D yet, but I don't think that Islamic funda-mental-ists have any Subs yet (Which ways Mecca? Up!), so they could be considered a luxury. They don't have many SERCO, as they're all defecting to France to build something which will hopefully make Boeing Bust.
So, I've now got a Fatwa out on me, and whatever the Cornish do to people who upset them. Probably call me something nasty. And I won't get a job in SERCO either.
Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done.