crushers and leading patrolmen

#1
In today's Fleet how many ships carry MAA's or other Regulatory staff whatever they are now called ?
Does the Gibraltar Flotilla have any?
Fisheries Protection?
Drug-running units in the West Indies?
If MAA's exist in ,say, off-shore Jamaica vessels Are they spending more time lining up their own hands rather than the real Columbian rascals?
 

Scouse_Scribes

Lantern Swinger
#2
******** said:
In today's Fleet how many ships carry MAA's or other Regulatory staff whatever they are now called ?
Does the Gibraltar Flotilla have any?
Fisheries Protection?
Drug-running units in the West Indies?
If MAA's exist in ,say, off-shore Jamaica vessels Are they spending more time lining up their own hands rather than the real Columbian rascals?
Norman

Given yourself away there a bit havn't you, thought you had just finished Raleigh and chiefy told you that you might have to go to sea??????

My dad used to call the Leading Patrolmen too
 
#4
Norman Norman Norman

If you were serving you would know the current state of play with the regulating branches on board ships
 
#5
Norma

I have information from a SNOUT who tells me a disaffect group of Lieutenant Commanders who are under-employed at Min of Def, Whitehall are conspiring to use a RN Vessel to import vast amounts of a white powder into the UK from a un-named South American country. Then use the profits to purchase 30 metre patrol vessels so they can get a Command.

Annony Mouse
 
#6
I know the type of officer:
The type whose 216? read 'His men will follow him anywhere, purely out of curiosity'...
In other words 'FFS what is this ****** up to now'...
 
#7
Nutty said:
Norma

I have information from a SNOUT who tells me a disaffect group of Lieutenant Commanders who are under-employed at Min of Def, Whitehall are conspiring to use a RN Vessel to import vast amounts of a white powder into the UK from a un-named South American country. Then use the profits to purchase 30 metre patrol vessels so they can get a Command.

Annony Mouse
Correctly pronounced S'nar (forget the t) where I come from...how long do you think we can keep this going?
 
#8
sussex2 said:
Nutty said:
Norma

I have information from a SNOUT who tells me a disaffect group of Lieutenant Commanders who are under-employed at Min of Def, Whitehall are conspiring to use a RN Vessel to import vast amounts of a white powder into the UK from a un-named South American country. Then use the profits to purchase 30 metre patrol vessels so they can get a Command.

Annony Mouse
Correctly pronounced S'nar (forget the t) where I come from...how long do you think we can keep this going?
Sussex

No, definitely a short sharp 'T' on the end "Snaaw't" take that from one who was a member of Soufff Lunnans Finest Filth for many years.

Nutty
 
#9
sussex2 said:
I know the type of officer:
The type whose 216? read 'His men will follow him anywhere, purely out of curiosity'...
In other words 'FFS what is this ****** up to now'...
In my days 'mongst the 'micks "****" was a verb. When did it become a common noun?
 
#14
Stepto said:
That last posting made no sense what-so-ever.
Let me explain. Micks is how the sailors referred to their hammocks. Mongst refers to being amongst . So Mongst the Micks means the duty PO rubbing his head under the hammocks of sleeping hands as he attempted to get their hands off cocks and to put on their lovely warm pussers socks.
 
#15
Nutty said:
Norma

I have information from a SNOUT who tells me a disaffect group of Lieutenant Commanders who are under-employed at Min of Def, Whitehall are conspiring to use a RN Vessel to import vast amounts of a white powder into the UK from a un-named South American country. Then use the profits to purchase 30 metre patrol vessels so they can get a Command.

Annony Mouse
You're not suggesting that this under-employed two and a half is disaffected (desafecto in your given tongue)-- Are you?
 
#17
******** said:
Nutty said:
Norma

I have information from a SNOUT who tells me a disaffect group of Lieutenant Commanders who are under-employed at Min of Def, Whitehall are conspiring to use a RN Vessel to import vast amounts of a white powder into the UK from a un-named South American country. Then use the profits to purchase 30 metre patrol vessels so they can get a Command.

Annony Mouse
You're not suggesting that this under-employed two and a half is disaffected (desafecto in your given tongue)-- Are you?
Not at all Norma,


Annony Mouse
 
#19
******** said:
Nutty said:
Norma

I have information from a SNOUT who tells me a disaffect group of Lieutenant Commanders who are under-employed at Min of Def, Whitehall are conspiring to use a RN Vessel to import vast amounts of a white powder into the UK from a un-named South American country. Then use the profits to purchase 30 metre patrol vessels so they can get a Command.

Annony Mouse
You're not suggesting that this under-employed two and a half is disaffected (desafecto in your given tongue)-- Are you?
Norma

I am suggesting nothing, I know it is not very professional to reveal who the informant that is supplying the information but as it is YOU; I feel no guilt when I out you the the world as a GRASS.

When are getting this picture of your daughte, has she been removed from the ranks of court officials..

NUtty
 
#20
How would Norman know what he is talking about if and I quote lol

******** said:
Been nearly three months in the Andrew. Bloody horrible it was at Raleigh --The NAAFI ran out of Skin Cleansurising Gel at one point. It was ok as Mum sent me some-- So no drips there
The Chief tells me that in the next 12 years I've signed up for I might have to go to sea. I've told the chief he can stuff that as I had earlier told the nice WO Marine recruiter in Doncaster that I easil;y get sea-sick. No problem he told me.No Ships. Won't happen So what was Chiefy on about?
ooooo He's only been in a few months

 
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