cris de coeur

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
He is such a card.

He’s like a drag Queen pantomime villain, that was involved in a gangbang with an 80’s WWE bad guy.


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That has put some very disturbing images in my head!!!!

Good plot for a porn movie though!
 

Chris P

Lantern Swinger
As I am about to leave" Navy Net to its own devices ,let me tell you when I served in the Armed Forces. One hopes it will titillate you all.
I Joined Royal Arthur ,Corsham 1947. Prince Philip had just departed to further woo Elizabeth.
I left 1963 never having achieved the 16 years necessary for pension.
The Colonial Service well rewarded me ( pension-wise)for My Lords Commissioners failings.
It is regrettable, but despite my best and others efforts--who I am currently sitting alongside's .best efforts to make Rum Ration something --They and I have failed.
Those that have caused it to fail will know who they are.
Infantile expressions such as " Bellended Walt" are responsible. The Royal Navy is an Armed Force -- Well looking at the TV showing of HMS Duncan I thought it was --Probably not. so today.
I met up with Prince Philip again in Malawi in 1964f for the Independence Ceremony. We both now sport the Malawi Independence Medal. His amongst dozens -mine amongst three
Well whoever you are, you've had a full career if we believe what you have just revealed, but I don't believe you really understand what Navy Net is about. It's a shame you've taken the stand that you have as you could probably have made 'quality ' contributions to the forum if what you say is true. So now you resort to your Colonial Service as if that impresses and possibly the important people you've met to try and impress, it DOESN'T - mate, at the end of the day you squat/sit down to shit like the rest of us as does every other important person you tell us you've met. Yes, even your shit and theirs stinks too :(
My geuss is you were a supercilious, self important twat when you were serving and a right royal pain in the arse who even then didn't understand 'Jack'.
We've met a lot of 'Colonial' types in our travels, some trying to lord it over the peasants and to be honest the first word that comes to mind is wanker. You must be a bored miserable cantankerous specimen in your old age if you constantly feel the need to belittle and knock others!
Good luck with your final few years.
 

Stirlin

War Hero
@Chris P
before you joined the site our Norman had a '' thing '' for senior officers and we judged quite rightly that he had been passed over for promotion , probably more than once. He had a new one ripped every time he went off on a rant and since then he has done his utmost to disrupt the site and failed every time . His '' higher than though ''
persona is pathetic but he persists , at least we now have the challenge of who spots his latest sock puppet first.
 

Chris P

Lantern Swinger
Stirlin, thanks for that - I understand the background now - he still pisses me off with his attitude though - geuss that's maybe one up to him then, prick! :p
 

sampost

Badgeman
Well whoever you are, you've had a full career if we believe what you have just revealed, but I don't believe you really understand what Navy Net is about. It's a shame you've taken the stand that you have as you could probably have made 'quality ' contributions to the forum if what you say is true. So now you resort to your Colonial Service as if that impresses and possibly the important people you've met to try and impress, it DOESN'T - mate, at the end of the day you squat/sit down to shit like the rest of us as does every other important person you tell us you've met. Yes, even your shit and theirs stinks too :(
My geuss is you were a supercilious, self important twat when you were serving and a right royal pain in the arse who even then didn't understand 'Jack'.
We've met a lot of 'Colonial' types in our travels, some trying to lord it over the peasants and to be honest the first word that comes to mind is ******. You must be a bored miserable cantankerous specimen in your old age if you constantly feel the need to belittle and knock others!
Good luck with your final few years.
Well, you certainly make Serena Williams seem a whole lot less frightening!

 
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Deleted 96812

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@Chris P
before you joined the site our Norman had a '' thing '' for senior officers and we judged quite rightly that he had been passed over for promotion , probably more than once. He had a new one ripped every time he went off on a rant and since then he has done his utmost to disrupt the site and failed every time . His '' higher than though ''
persona is pathetic but he persists , at least we now have the challenge of who spots his latest sock puppet first.
You are barking up quite the wrong tree.
You have no idea and I will repeat my name is not Norman. One of the reasons the RN got my goat was expecting meto wear those ridiculous patent leather gaiters and carry a sword.
Total rot in the 20th and 21st century.
 
Gungho Gong-o from the Bongo-Bongo Ref Auction 119 of Medals on 01/12/2007
by https://www.liverpoolmedals.com/product/malawi-independence-medal-1964
As Lot 523 this total of 6 fine African Police Medals went for a total of £40 in Dec 2007 -

Bophuthatswana Police Independence Medal,
Ghana Police Republic Day Medal 1960 (2 of)
Malawi Independence Medal 1964,
Nigeria Independence Medal 1960 and
Republic Medal 1973.

At an average circa £7.00 each methinks Not-Norman's MIM '64 alone could fetch nearly £10.43 in today's readies. Accompanied by provenance of a photo alongside of & signed '...old ships...' by D Of E might nudge it to £11-ish

Roll up, Roll up - All Bids direct to Sulphuric Sidney at RR's Gash Compound, please.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
@Chris P
before you joined the site our Norman had a '' thing '' for senior officers and we judged quite rightly that he had been passed over for promotion , probably more than once. He had a new one ripped every time he went off on a rant and since then he has done his utmost to disrupt the site and failed every time . His '' higher than though ''
persona is pathetic but he persists , at least we now have the challenge of who spots his latest sock puppet first.
H2SO4 has at least 12 names, 4 still left that haven't been used yet, all the others have been deleted after a few posts. Why he does this I have no idea but,as you say, it does give us a game to play :p
 

Waspie

War Hero
Just an idea. Make naughty Norman a 'Super Mod'.

That way he can ban us all for being disgustingly boring average dull anglo Saxon ex has been matelots.

Then he will be alone with him, himself and all his other alter ego's. Which he will no doubt also ban!!! Leaving him and his best friend, 'himself', to 'super moderate'!!!

Please Mr whoever the fcku you are don't reply to me as I have you blocked so, sadly, I won't be able to read your boring response!!!!
 

Waspie

War Hero
H2SO4 has at least 12 names, 4 still left that haven't been used yet, all the others have been deleted after a few posts. Why he does this I have no idea but,as you say, it does give us a game to play :p
Certainly keeps me awake when on night shift!!
 
Not so fast, Bob. Acidic Archie hasn't yet told whether he remembers Racquet* of Blantyre.

*Not his real name.
Before his latest Flounce "Deleted 96812" formerly 'H2oodle-Pip & H2oodle-Pippa/ Educating Archie/ Sulpherous Sid, etc left your unresolved Racquet of Blantyre Query and his lasting legacy raises more questions than he has answered.

Tempting but I'll not bother trying to challenge or untangle his final ramblings so instead I'll offer -

Arfur Tott to the first man to spot his next resurrection or a Weak Tott to the first woman same same.
 

Waspie

War Hero
You are barking up quite the wrong tree.
You have no idea and I will repeat my name is not Norman. One of the reasons the RN got my goat was expecting meto wear those ridiculous patent leather gaiters and carry a sword.
Total rot in the 20th and 21st century.
I've heard some right shite over the years but this gets very close to almost 22 carrot shite!!
 

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