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Crabs will soon be extinct!

MG Maniac

War Hero
Seems that the current fashion of women shaving /bikini waxing their "bits" has almost made Crabs extinct in Australia!

Which made me wonder if some "tree hugging conservationist" will soon be on TV getting everyone to donate £2 a week to save the Pubic Louse from extinction!
 

Dredd

War Hero
Super Moderator
I opened this expecting to see something else entirely, based on the subject heading.

What a disappointment . . .
 
Looks like a bad wiring job

Try Specsavers:


 

slim

War Hero
Seems that the current fashion of women shaving /bikini waxing their "bits" has almost made Crabs extinct in Australia!

Which made me wonder if some "tree hugging conservationist" will soon be on TV getting everyone to donate £2 a week to save the Pubic Louse from extinction!


Perhaps someone should put this idea on the government web site just to see what support it gets:toothy2:
 

fishhead

War Hero
I might volunteer for the enforcement(or is it upholding) Force.It'll be a rough job but someones got to do it.
 

Handler

War Hero
In the days of the old ToT, a good cure was to soak the pubic area in 'bubbly' then put a good spoonful of sand over the area the n wait, the crabs wouls appear, get pissed on the bubbly and then proceed to stone each other to death with the sand . Job done.
 
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