Crabs will soon be extinct!

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  1. Seems that the current fashion of women shaving /bikini waxing their "bits" has almost made Crabs extinct in Australia!

    Which made me wonder if some "tree hugging conservationist" will soon be on TV getting everyone to donate £2 a week to save the Pubic Louse from extinction!
  2. I opened this expecting to see something else entirely, based on the subject heading.

    What a disappointment . . .
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  3. Just for you pubic-lice-images.jpg
  4. Now that's a shame as I love a nice crab sandwich on wholemeal.
  5. Doesn't the 'Brylcreme' spoil the taste?:laughing1:
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  6. Looks like a bad wiring job
  7. Try Specsavers:

  8. OMM

    OMM War Hero

    They will live on through German women alone!
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  9. Perhaps someone should put this idea on the government web site just to see what support it gets:toothy2:
  10. I might volunteer for the enforcement(or is it upholding) Force.It'll be a rough job but someones got to do it.
  11. You just can't beat a bit of the old thatch.

  12. Wondered where that shock mat went
  13. In the days of the old ToT, a good cure was to soak the pubic area in 'bubbly' then put a good spoonful of sand over the area the n wait, the crabs wouls appear, get pissed on the bubbly and then proceed to stone each other to death with the sand . Job done.
  14. 6f92bde8d3565d23240f6a7067005354.jpg Very true Billy....

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