Crabby bitch.

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Stirling, Jan 22, 2012.

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  1. are they on ebay?
     
  2. I couldn't give a fuck if she never washes them, Helen Skelton is awesome.
     
  3. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    She's an ex-Wren, so I know for a fact that she never wears them anyway...
     
  4. The closest she's ever been to the Navy was when she spurned my advances.
     
  5. That was my response, same with wheel of fortune's Jenny Powell.
     
  6. Need to stuff her gob with a couple of snooker balls before you unpack yer rape kit Monty.
     
  7. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

  8. She's from Cumbria........she's your fcukin' sister ! :slow:
     
  9. Better the devil you know, we don't like outsiders.
     
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  10. If she is..... and there's a resemblance...........I'll stalk you !
     
  11. Gen dit Oppenheimer when he was assembling the bomb of instant sunshine in the Nevada desert in the 1940s lived in a top secret compound with all the other scientists on the project, well after many months being cooped up in their bungalows it was house keys in the bowl every night after dinner and he used to insist that whoever he shagged hadn't dhobyed her gash for at least 2 months hence none of the bitches washed in case they got lucky. Bet it stank of anchovy heaven and he had to prise the lips apart with a cleaver!!
    Monty would have loved it maybe his mum was there?????
     

  12. That is the most unlikely fucking dit I have ever heard!

    And I suppose Fermi and Einstein used to share a wank-sock...
     
  13. That's supposed to be classified FFS,

    Anyway, 30 days without changing her nix, feckin' lightweight, why, I remember the time "up North" when......................................
     
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  14. Chebs....!

    Imagine she's gripping a cock in each hand....
     
  15. You're talking about the woman I love! They'd be Gregg's steak bakes, not cocks.
     

  16. Agree!! remember how it smarted as you gently prised them off on day 31............
     
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