CPS request Statement from Police Dog

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  1. That's fuckin bonsa, I wonder what happened when it was submitted.
     
  2. Police making up statements? Surely not. Never happens ...
     
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  3. Ruff justice.
     
  4. So you think the police are hounding the accused?
     
  5. I think they're barking up the wrong tree myself.
     
  6. Do they have any leads?
     
  7. Hope they collar the mongrel soon
     
  8. I don't believe this tail, its made up by some wag who was sniffing out a story.
     
  9. I think its the dogs bollox myself.
     
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  10. wal

    wal Badgeman

    Please don't start on the Findus meat balls again.
     
  11. Has he got a snout?
     
  12. Thats it Rod call a spayed a spayed.
    Don't sit on the fence or remain neutered.

    Kennel' speak out.
     
  13. Ah, so that's where Sgt.Pepperjoss has been :clown:
     
  14. You saying sarge is barking?
     
  15. That's a peach of a statement and woof justice
     
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  16. I like it. woof woof.
     
  17. The CPS have accused the dog of falsifying his statement. At first he denied it but has since rolled over.
     
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  18. The dog is now facing a disciplinary hearing as the CPS believe another police dog wrote it. Paw print analysis experts have been brought in by Scotland Yard to verify the signature! ;-)
     

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