3 cowboys sitting around a campfire. Each one having a busy day and always felt the need to out-do the other cowboy. The first cowboy stands up and walks around the campfire and says "Yep, I was walking down the ol' cactus path and a 12ft rattler springs at me! I grabbed him and bit his head off, sucked out all the poison and here I stand before you today unharmed. He then sets back down and the second cowboy gets up and says........ Well I was riding along checking the fenceline today and looked out in the pasture and saw the biggest bull you ever saw, had gored and killed 6 men! I jumped off my horse and grabbed that bull by the horns, pulled him to the ground, tied him up and not a scratch on me and I'm standing here in front of you unharmed. The third cowboy stood up,..... walked around the campfire.... slowly stirring the hot burning coals with his penis.