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Country Boys

The_Caretaker

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Country Boys

Two rednecks were sitting around talking one afternoon.

After a while the first redneck says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second redneck crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about that, but it sure would make us even."
 
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