Councillor weds Bin Laden's son

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A 51-year-old parish councillor from Cheshire has married a son of the world's most notorious terrorist. Jane Felix-Browne, from Moulton, near Northwich, married Omar Osama Bin Laden, 27, after romance blossomed during a holiday in Egypt.

The grandmother, who declined to take her husband's surname, says she does not care about his family background, stating she married for love.

Omar, whom she met while horse riding last September, is her sixth husband. Apparently his dad couldnt attend the function due to a previous engagement


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6292072.stm
 
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ONLY IN ENGLAND

Ms Felix-Browne said: "There's no problem of him coming to England. Most of his aunts and uncles, brothers and sisters live in London anyway."

I bet a tenner Bin Lid is fine and well and living in the suburbs of Knutsford where he will throw a party when his son arrives on these shores! :w00t:
 
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[i]I bet a tenner Bin Lid is fine and well and living in the suburbs of Knutsford where he will throw a party when his son arrives on these shores! w00t [/i]

Bin Liner is 6 foot 4 tall, and has renal failure, so has to be put on a p!ss extractor every few days, please could someone check out the local hospitals........ :rambo: :argue:
 
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Jarhead said:
hey whack bin laden, have proof of it, and win $25 million from the US Government
Does the Wanted Poster specify which Bin Laden has to be killed?

If not, then I'm off down to the armoury, and then I might just visit the happy couple and see if I can make $25 Million. :threaten:

Here's an idea. When Bin Laden Jr and his new missus send out their Thank You notes, why don't the police follow the one that they send to his dad, to thank him for the toaster or steak knives? Or is that too obvious?
 

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