Could you have seriously Donked That

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by trelawney126, Sep 8, 2012.

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  1. Sadly, the opinions of the CD branch and certain individual muppets do not count when relating to the human race.
    living/existing on MCV's rather like prisoners deprive such species from voting
  2. P

    How rude. Why only certain muppets. PS we avoid MCMV's like the plague.
  3. True, I'm one of 'em and I'd throw a lump up her.
    I would fuck John Major as well.
    He Fucked me.
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  4. Bumped ino her once when I was on holiday in Portugal. She didn't know that my mobile phone was in my shirt pocket...with j-u-s-t enough of it poking out to expose the camera function. Just before her Security Guards chased me off - I got a quick snap. Seen worse.

  5. That's not John Major!
  6. Portillo, Gummer and Heseltine
  7. Too right I'd give Edwina one, as my old chief used to say "A fucks a fuck, a jokes a joke and no fuck is no fucking joke". A maxim I've always stuck to.
  8. Something to wank over at last.
    Cheers Billy.
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  9. When she was younger, most definitely. And now? With that blue dress? Most definitely NOT
  10. Fuck sake man think on your feet.
    Rip the dress off.
    Oh don't forget the knickers as well or you may suspect virginity.
  11. Or, anything with a pulse ( or not depending on the circumstances)
  12. And you can fuck off you smeggy wanking Sick bay taxi driver, you touch my Edwina before me and you'll be going into Stafford Hospital very quick and it won't be for fuckin overtime.
  13. Is Rummers in love with Ed?
  14. No. Rummers is in love with Rummers. Everything else is a potential fukc.
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  15. You seem like a bloke in the know. I'm warming to you as we speak.
  16. Nope, I think she might be a Kaotois. Nigella Lawson however, :pounce:.....
  17. Should I be worried? I think I should.

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