Could you have seriously Donked That

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by trelawney126, Sep 8, 2012.

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  1. trelawney126

    trelawney126 War Hero

  2. frogman007

    frogman007 War Hero

  3. trelawney126

    trelawney126 War Hero

    Sadly, the opinions of the CD branch and certain individual muppets do not count when relating to the human race.
    living/existing on MCV's rather like prisoners deprive such species from voting
  4. frogman007

    frogman007 War Hero


    How rude. Why only certain muppets. PS we avoid MCMV's like the plague.
  5. clonmel

    clonmel Badgeman

  6. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    True, I'm one of 'em and I'd throw a lump up her.
    I would fuck John Major as well.
    He Fucked me.
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  7. BillyNoMates

    BillyNoMates War Hero

    Bumped ino her once when I was on holiday in Portugal. She didn't know that my mobile phone was in my shirt pocket...with j-u-s-t enough of it poking out to expose the camera function. Just before her Security Guards chased me off - I got a quick snap. Seen worse.

  8. LujonSA

    LujonSA War Hero

    That's not John Major!
  9. Sharkey

    Sharkey Banned

    Portillo, Gummer and Heseltine
  10. humptybackd

    humptybackd Midshipman

    Too right I'd give Edwina one, as my old chief used to say "A fucks a fuck, a jokes a joke and no fuck is no fucking joke". A maxim I've always stuck to.
  11. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    Something to wank over at last.
    Cheers Billy.
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  12. flymo

    flymo War Hero

    When she was younger, most definitely. And now? With that blue dress? Most definitely NOT
  13. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    Fuck sake man think on your feet.
    Rip the dress off.
    Oh don't forget the knickers as well or you may suspect virginity.
  14. rod-gearing

    rod-gearing War Hero

    Or, anything with a pulse ( or not depending on the circumstances)
  15. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    And you can fuck off you smeggy wanking Sick bay taxi driver, you touch my Edwina before me and you'll be going into Stafford Hospital very quick and it won't be for fuckin overtime.
  16. flymo

    flymo War Hero

    Is Rummers in love with Ed?
  17. LujonSA

    LujonSA War Hero

    No. Rummers is in love with Rummers. Everything else is a potential fukc.
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  18. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    You seem like a bloke in the know. I'm warming to you as we speak.
  19. Ships_Cat

    Ships_Cat War Hero

    Nope, I think she might be a Kaotois. Nigella Lawson however, :pounce:.....
  20. LujonSA

    LujonSA War Hero

    Should I be worried? I think I should.

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