Could you bat left handed

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  1. Party in the village batfaced and ended up talking to a brown hatter no problem with that but why the fcuk are they more effeminate than our friend Janet Street Porter. I really reallly couldn't stick it up a blokes shitter am I alone or are their more cosmopolitan members of RR??
    And why are they always rich - fcuk my tall hat it must cost them a fortune in anal shrinkage cream.
  2. Sussex2 and Type 42 will be along Shortly :lol: :lol: and i will pass your plight on to Thingy on Romft :wink: :wink:
  3. :D Oh fcuking no me getting sued again already had to sell the missus down Union Street after the last case. £13.50 and a blind beggar gave her the odd 50p
  4. There are heterosexuals, homosexuals, bi-sexuals and tri-sexuals (they'll try anything sexual!)

    I'll lay a bet that you have at least fantasised about anal intercourse with a female. So, what's the difference? Both are orifices designed for the excretion of faeces. If it don't fit, don't force it!

    Many gay men abhor anal intercourse, much preferring mutual masturbation, fellatio or intercrural intercourse.

    (I speak as a VD technician in the good old days, when the worst news was "It's syphilis!")
  5. I'll bite (no pun intended), what the fcuk is intercrural intercourse?
  6. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Is it some kind of orgy involving a male/female and various farm animals?
  7. Well said that man! Methinks some people do 'protest too much'.
  8. :D Methinks that if it hurts your arse its not worth doing but the sweet smell of shit on my kurp does have its merits
  9. Wrecker

    Insertion between the thighs so that it is gripped by them.

    There you are.

    Soleil: ever helpful, sometimes truly educational ........
  10. Mother Teresa with a whip........i'm scared!! 8O
  11. Lol Soleil we should call you oracle
  12. :) knew I'd married the wrong woman :wink:
  13. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

  14. Hmmm it seems that you found one of the archetypical gay man to socialise with. I married a rugby playing guy who couldn't be camp if he tried. Most of the people I work with still say that they can't believe I'm gay (I'm not about to give them a demonstration of proof :lol: )
    Also I have worked with some VERY effeminate straight men, so I guess that it's safe to say, take each person (gay, straight bi or try.....) as you find them and don't stereotype people. I mean not ALL black men are drug dealers or pimps are they..............????? :oops:
  15. Bloody hell, I'm famous! A mench by Scouse, now I know I've made it :wink:
  16. i couldnt bat left handed
  17. :eek: Fcuk me I thought all stokers were gay anyway- well the ones I shagged were :D
  18. Damn, why was it always me that dipped out?????? :lol: You must have thought I was rats then....... :p
  19. :oops: :oops: NOT at ALL just think that you Sussex2 and Thingy have batted for both sides in your lives???? kind of AMBIDEXTROUS!!! :sex: :sex:
  20. Not rats shippers but like ships in the night we never met

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