Corona Virus

[Alfacharlie]

 

[Alfacharlie]

 

[LifebuoyGhost]

Dumb animals

 

[Sumo]

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he means Jim down the pub

 

[Sumo]

Had the first 100% healthy salad yesterday, loads of cucumber and tomatoes (2 things I hate with a passion!!!) but as I can't taste it was fine

at least you are trying, cannot get wife to try new stuff even if she cannot taste is?

 

[Sumo]

Borrowed from someone else and couldn’t say it better myself!
What Boris should really have said
‘So, here we go again. I’m on your tv telling you things are going to be shit for a while. And yes that’s what I’m doing. I’m stopping you from going out, from seeing your friends and loved ones. You think that makes me a bad person. But you know what; this job isn’t easy. All I’m doing it trying to please you lot and stop you all dying at the same time. I give you rules, you break them. I ease things a bit, you take the piss. You are all a bunch of ungrateful selfish human beings and I’m now at the point where I’m only inflicting more rules because you idiots are putting ridiculous pressure on the nhs, by ignoring the things I have asked you nicely to do. You all think you are a scientist, doctors, experts. You aren’t. Neither am I. But I am taking advice from the best in this country and doing my best to please you all. So stop being so selfish.. yes it’s boring, it’s getting old, but it won’t go away if you all continue to throw your toys out of your pram. Grow up. Take some responsibility for yourself and your so called loved ones and do as you are asked!!

 

[Sumo]

I think it's the bit left on the plate after a steak and chips that you throw away..

Steak, chips, peas, mushrooms, onion rings, garlic bread, no more room in the inn

 

[Sumo]

 

[Sumo]

How to claim benefits.

 

[Joint_Force_Harrier]

Just had a delivery, driver dumped it on the doorstep, rang the bell and fecked off. Not an issue as we are all home. I popped down from the loft office and opened to door and retrieved the parcel. My cock of a neighbour was in his front garden (the prick who ripped up my broadband cable). he shouts over, "I've heard you've had covid?", I replied "yes, getting better thank you, the wife will take a bit longer", his next words were, " well you could have let us know so we could have taken precautions!!!". I lost it!!! I said "if it wasn't for utter pricks like you letting all and sundry into you house all year the country wouldn't be in this ffing mess". He then said, "we could have warned our family that came round at Christmas!!",. I was raging at this point,"we haven't seen our family for over 12 months because people like you have felt the need to let every fffer look at every bit of shite DIY you done, maybe you should have a bit of respect for your neighbours and you may have some friends in the street because at the moment everybody I speak to thinks you're a CNUT". He didn't like it, went back in in a rage.

I was in the kitchen with the back door open and I could hear his Mrs having a right go at him

Still waiting for an apology for ripping up the broadband cable!!

 

[Alfacharlie]

Just had a delivery, driver dumped it on the doorstep, rang the bell and fecked off. Not an issue as we are all home. I popped down from the loft office and opened to door and retrieved the parcel. My cock of a neighbour was in his front garden (the prick who ripped up my broadband cable). he shouts over, "I've heard you've had covid?", I replied "yes, getting better thank you, the wife will take a bit longer", his next words were, " well you could have let us know so we could have taken precautions!!!". I lost it!!! I said "if it wasn't for utter pricks like you letting all and sundry into you house all year the country wouldn't be in this ffing mess". He then said, "we could have warned our family that came round at Christmas!!",. I was raging at this point,"we haven't seen our family for over 12 months because people like you have felt the need to let ever fffer look at every bit of shite DIY you done, maybe you should have a bit of respect for your neighbours and you may have some friends in the street because at the moment everybody I speak to thinks you're a CNUT". He didn't like it, went back in in a rage.

I was in the kitchen with the back door open and I could hear his Mrs having a right go at him

Still waiting for an apology for ripping up the broadband cable!!

I like it. Good drills.

 

[Alfacharlie]

 

[Taztiff]

Just had a delivery, driver dumped it on the doorstep, rang the bell and fecked off. Not an issue as we are all home. I popped down from the loft office and opened to door and retrieved the parcel. My cock of a neighbour was in his front garden (the prick who ripped up my broadband cable). he shouts over, "I've heard you've had covid?", I replied "yes, getting better thank you, the wife will take a bit longer", his next words were, " well you could have let us know so we could have taken precautions!!!". I lost it!!! I said "if it wasn't for utter pricks like you letting all and sundry into you house all year the country wouldn't be in this ffing mess". He then said, "we could have warned our family that came round at Christmas!!",. I was raging at this point,"we haven't seen our family for over 12 months because people like you have felt the need to let ever fffer look at every bit of shite DIY you done, maybe you should have a bit of respect for your neighbours and you may have some friends in the street because at the moment everybody I speak to thinks you're a CNUT". He didn't like it, went back in in a rage.

I was in the kitchen with the back door open and I could hear his Mrs having a right go at him

Still waiting for an apology for ripping up the broadband cable!!

Piss on his cat......

 

[Sumo]

The rates are rising in wales may be the should put signs in English for the out of area visitors, and the locals that no understandy

 

[taffscrivs]

Borrowed from someone else and couldn’t say it better myself!
What Boris should really have said
‘So, here we go again. I’m on your tv telling you things are going to be shit for a while. And yes that’s what I’m doing. I’m stopping you from going out, from seeing your friends and loved ones. You think that makes me a bad person. But you know what; this job isn’t easy. All I’m doing it trying to please you lot and stop you all dying at the same time. I give you rules, you break them. I ease things a bit, you take the piss. You are all a bunch of ungrateful selfish human beings and I’m now at the point where I’m only inflicting more rules because you idiots are putting ridiculous pressure on the nhs, by ignoring the things I have asked you nicely to do. You all think you are a scientist, doctors, experts. You aren’t. Neither am I. But I am taking advice from the best in this country and doing my best to please you all. So stop being so selfish.. yes it’s boring, it’s getting old, but it won’t go away if you all continue to throw your toys out of your pram. Grow up. Take some responsibility for yourself and your so called loved ones and do as you are asked!!

And he should have added; This includes all you arrogant bastards with second/holiday homes that think the rules don't apply to you!

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

 

[Alfacharlie]

 

[Chris P]

Never going to hospital again

 

[huwshpis]

Haslar Field Gun crew?

 

[SONAR-BENDER]