Seriously
@Mr-J3399 does have a point - Try arriving first time at the RR Home Page (same-same for ARRSE) there is a Welcome message but no guidance for a newbie on where to go or what the dickens to do next.
Some stumble along and get there in the end but perhaps our sow-chill mee-ja chappy
@Ninja_Stoker could look into this site issue issue and offer a home page "Joining Instructions & Guidance" way ahead to the COs for those wanting to get ahead (...once they've visited the heads first, mind you).
Aside: "Heads?" my dear old Mum (RIP) first remarked on learning the RN vernacular, "They always seemed more like Tails to me..." Bless.