The_Caretaker
War Hero

Lad in the barbers with his dad says “dad why do condoms come in different size packets?â€
Dad says “well son this 3 pack is for when you’re at college, 2 for Friday night 1 for Saturday morningâ€
“This 6 pack is for when you’re at university, 2 for Friday 2 for Saturday & 2 for Sundayâ€
“And the 12 pack is for when you’re married, 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March ……………
Dad says “well son this 3 pack is for when you’re at college, 2 for Friday night 1 for Saturday morningâ€
“This 6 pack is for when you’re at university, 2 for Friday 2 for Saturday & 2 for Sundayâ€
“And the 12 pack is for when you’re married, 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March ……………