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  1. Condoms?!

    Imagine if all major brands & retailers started making their own condoms
    and keeping the same tagline...

    Sainsbury's Condoms - making life taste better

    Tesco Condoms - every little helps

    Nike Condoms - Just do it.

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

    KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

    Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

    Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

    Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

    Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

    Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

    Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide

    FCUK condoms - no comment required.

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

    Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hardwork.

    Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

    Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter!

    Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

    Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

    Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

    Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

    Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play

    AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

    Pepperoni condoms - its a bit of an animal

    Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

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