Condoms for sale

Discussion in 'The Quarterdeck' started by Drakey, Apr 17, 2009.

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  1. Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept their tag line......

    Tesco. Every little helps.
    Nike. Just do it.
    Peugeot. The ride of your life.
    KFC. Finger licking good.
    Ever Ready. Keeps going and going and going.
    Pringles. Once you pop you can't stop
    Burger King. Home of the Whopper.
    Andrex. Soft strong and very long.
    Polo. The one with the hole. Ooops!

    Any more.......
  2. Snickers- Get some nuts
    Duracell Ultra-Extra power to last longer
    The old 'Goosebumps' series- Be afraid, be very afraid...Or was it 'Be afraid of the dark'? They both work anyway :lol:
  3. Size matters. 8O
  4. ALDI Condoms,

    Spend a little live a lot
  5. ASDA - Thousands of roll backs everyday
  6. I dont know about brand names, but I started using fruit flavoured ones.. so I can maximise my pleasure and the girl can have her 5-a day
  7. Carlsberg don't do condoms, but if they did they'd probably be the best condoms in the world. (and there'd probably be fewer un planned pregnancies from drunken one night stands)
  8. Heiniken condoms.... Reaches the parts other rubbers can't reach

    Mr Kipling's exceedingly good rubbers

    Domestos... Kills all known sperm DEAD!

    Pinnochio's red letters elongate the more you knows ;)

    Dominos brings you jalapeño topped condomns

    A Mars condom a day helps you work, rest and play!
  9. British Army Condoms, Work Hard Play EVEN Harder
  10. Dulux. Add a gloss to your sex life. Shag a hairy dog.

    Marmite flavoured condoms, full of goodness!

    And finally.......

    Submariners do it underwater. Royal Navy condoms. Tested with seaman in the toughest conditions: under extreme pressure our condoms cope. It's a man's world inside a Royal Naval Condom. Why compromise? Our seaman is the best in the world!
  11. Ronseal - Does exactly what it says on the rubber
  12. Access “Your flexible friend.â€
    Bounty “The quicker picker-upper.â€
    Brylcreem “A little dab'll do ya.â€
    Charmin “Please don't squeeze the Charmin.â€
    Courage Tavern Ale “It's what your right arm's for.â€
    Radio Times “If it's on, it's in.â€
    AT&T "Reach out and touch someone."
    British Airways "The world's favourite Condom."
    L'Oreal "Because Baby's arnt worth it."
    Maxwell "House "Good to the last drop."
    Timex "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking."

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